- April 23, 2015
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Starring- Timothy Simons
Executive Producer- Jason Carden
Producer- Brianne Trosie
Director- Bryan Safi
Writer- Travis Helwig
DP- Aaron Ulrich
Gaffer- Ian Thomas
Sound- Mike Robertson
April 23, 2015
Timothy Simons: You got this, correspondence dinner we can do it.
Just remember, you're relevant. You are relevant.
Oh, hello there, congressman white man whose name I don't remember.
It's great to see you again. Of course I remember that conversation we had about
whatever boring topic it was you bought up. Yes of course, yes we are good friends.
Oh...oh gosh, you make me laugh congressman other white guy. I just love coming to this
dinner, because I think politicians are super interesting, and I'm not just here,
because there's an open bar.
That one was topical. No, just because I'm tall doesn't mean I play in Obama's
pick up basketball games. Do you think he would let me?
Hillary. Am I right? No, I don't know Amy Poehler.
No, that's a different show. Yes, I like it too.
Yeah, I'll have what that correspondents having.
You know somebody like Jonah. Oh, well that's because everyone in this town
is a monster. Yes, I know I live in L.A., and we're all monsters too.
This is honestly the most jowly event that I've ever attended.
You're relevant. You're relevant. You're relevant.
I mean Hillary, am I right?
Which one do you like better Carl Macruz or Ted Cruz? They're both full of shit right?
It's truly an honor to meet you Governor I hated gay people until 6 months ago.
(whispers) So you wanna know what happened six months ago?
No that's not me, that's somebody else. That's the guy from Silicon Valley.
Brian Williams, you get out of here.
It's actually pronounced Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and not Julia Lewis-Dreyfus,
and no, I'm not her.
Just get up, go. You chose this.
I work for HBO, but I'm not a cable provider. I can't just give you a login no.
Hey yo Biden! Hey where that weed at?
All I can say is Hillary freakin' Clinton, right?
Ah, fuck me. I'm dead inside.