Speak Loudly, Herman! (Theme from the Godfather Pizza Campaign)

Description: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FAMILY TRIO RECORDS CAIN CAMPAIGN SONG (ELBY BONE, IOWA) — The Teabagger 3 have recorded a theme song for the Herman Cain campaign. Quite the remarkable singing group, this family act from Elby Bone County, Iowa, got together when lead singer Lenny married his cousin Jenny. When the preacher asked if anyone had any objections, Jenny’s brother Kenny did, and a fight started. Lenny slit Kenny’s throat with a switchblade. The marriage went ahead as scheduled and they all found Jesus. Now they record together with Lenny and Jenny doing lead vocals and Kenny helping out with his ‘Lectro-Larynx Voice Stimulator. This tune sung to the music of Nino Rota‘s “Speak Softy Love,” or “Theme from the Godfather.”