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A song about a young man who isn't gay, hes just gayer than you.
Published July 04, 2010 450 views More Info ยป
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Published July 04, 2010
My alarm goes off
a quarter til ten
The song that it plays
is "It's Raining Men" (Hallelujah!)


In the mirro
I check myself out

I see a face
I couldn't do without


I take off my robe
and step into the tub

my silky smooth skin
I start to scrub


I use four different
herbal shampoos

I'm not gay
I'm Just gayer than you



I love women
men are strictly taboo

I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you



I use a blow drye
on my hai

and I put on some
thong underwea


I love my tight shirt
my neck hugging sweate

I wear womens' jeans
they simply fit bette


I search through
my hundred pairs of shoes
I pick some that match
my unicorn tattoo


Off to the dog park
with my poodidallydoo

I'm not gay
I'm just gayer then you



I love women
men are strictly taboo

I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you



Take my dog home
from his day in the park

make it to the club
just as it gets dark


When the strobe light hits
my pink nails flare

looking this good
is extremely rare


Then I see a woman
this is my chance

make my way towards he
make my advance


When I get to he
she trys to pull away

Wait please believe me
I swear I'm not gay


I try to explain
that I'm interested in he

her face full of doubt
her emotions I infe


she does not like me
because she thinks I love guys

but I voice my thoughts
her face lights up in surprise


She agrees to leave
now we go back to my house

she sits on my bed
and unbuttons her blouse


I sit beside he
give her a kiss on the cheek

inside the closet
my landlord takes a peek


He takes one false step
the closet door he falls through

looks up at the girl
doesn't believe it is true


He thought I was gay
that was his previous view

then I said to him
let me tell you



I love women
men are strictly taboo

I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you


I love women
men are strictly taboo

I'm not gay
I'm just gayer than you
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