Dana Carvey: I wouldn’t have done it without you. T-Mobile and now this.
Chevy Chase: I would have done it without you.
Dana Carvey: I know you would have, but I wouldn’t have. Ha ha.
Chevy Chase: Yeah, I would have. No question about it.
Dana Carvey: Will we be shooting again…
Chevy Chase: Kind of sorry you’re here.
Jim Carrey: that’s the right weight. That’s definitely the right weight.
Woman (off-camera): Does it feel good to you?
Jim Carrey: Yeah, they’re definitely Republican.
Ron Howard: …a dream, but we get close-ups of everyone looming over as you say line x.
Dana Carvey: We, uh…
Darrell Hammond: We kind of are.
Dana Carvey: Accidentally, we influenced the course of history in North America.
Jim Carrey: I’m just glad I’m not you.
Chevy Chase: There’s nothing like hummus to get your day going.
Chevy Chase: Did you change the locks again?
Chevy Chase: Live from New York.
Will Ferrell: Listen up. You fly straight you minahoony.
Jim Carrey: Tag, you’re it!
Dana Carvey: Get some balls, testicles. I know Ronnie Reagan coming back from the dead, telling you about that.
Jim Carrey: Got a wall? Need to take them down? That’s how we do it.
Dana Carvey: That’s disturbing.
Dan Ackroyd: Help me!
Darrell Hammond: Oooo, I’m the ghost of Dick Cheney!
Jim Carrey: Oh, the tax bill, it’s out of control.
Fred Armisen: …but you and that’s me, but I’m you.
Will Ferrell: I just sent Blackwater to Kenya to find your birth certificate. So, you’re welcome.
Dana Carvey: Hope you enjoyed our little get-together. We’re not trying to destroy the free market casino. Just trying to make sure the game isn’t fixed.
