LEONA LEWIS BLEEDING LOVE / BLASTING FARTS SONG PARODY
BLASTING FARTS I'm on the elevator my guts in horrible pain I'm trying to hold them in but it was all in vain gas starts to pass before you know it I'm farting but I was... more »
BLASTING FARTS
I'm on the elevator
my guts in horrible pain
I'm trying to hold them in
but it was all in vain
gas starts to pass
before you know it I'm farting
but I was embarrassed
so I decided to blame you
whoever smelt it dealt it
I said while pointing at you
and everyone is sniffing it
Thinking you're disgusting
And they don't care what you say
whoever denied supplied it
and i'm still pointing your way
and they don't know the truth
my farts are silent but deadly
they haven't figured out it's me
I spread my butt cheeks and I
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
I keep farting
I keep, keep farting farts
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
yes, I cut the cheese
Im pretending it's not me
but now my farts are so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
like a thunderous sound
yet I know that my goal
is to keep me from farting
but nothing's greater
than the rush of air that comes from my ass
you try to Lysol my Ass
you Lysol all over the place
and everyone around me
hopes the elevator door will open, hoping it's their floor
But I don't care what they say
I can't Hold my farts in
You try to wave the smell away
and try not to Breath in
My gut is Crippled by the Pain
I can't hold my Farts anymore
I let one Rip and I
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
I keep farting
I keep, keep farting farts
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
I blew one out my ass
And it really stinks like Hell
Oh they find it hard to believe
I keep dropping these Butt Bombs
What the Hell did I eat
But I don't care what they say
I don't care what they do
They try to get away
but they all know the truth
There's no escaping my Farts
That I keep on farting
Just Light a Match because I
Keep farting
Keep, keep farting farts
Keep farting
Keep, keep farting farts
Keep farting
Keep, keep farting farts
I farted to hard and I shit
keep shitting
farting, sharting, shitting shit
keep shitting
I keep, keep shitting shit
keep shitting
keep, keep shitting shit
My pants are ruined but I
keep shitting
keep, keep shitting all over you. (more) « less
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BLASTING FARTS
I'm on the elevator
my guts in horrible pain
I'm trying to hold them in
but it was all in vain
gas starts to pass
before you know it I'm farting
but I was embarrassed
so I decided to blame you
whoever smelt it dealt it
I said while pointing at you
and everyone is sniffing it
Thinking you're disgusting
And they don't care what you say
whoever denied supplied it
and i'm still pointing your way
and they don't know the truth
my farts are silent but deadly
they haven't figured out it's me
I spread my butt cheeks and I
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
I keep farting
I keep, keep farting farts
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
yes, I cut the cheese
Im pretending it's not me
but now my farts are so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
like a thunderous sound
yet I know that my goal
is to keep me from farting
but nothing's greater
than the rush of air that comes from my ass
you try to Lysol my Ass
you Lysol all over the place
and everyone around me
hopes the elevator door will open, hoping it's their floor
But I don't care what they say
I can't Hold my farts in
You try to wave the smell away
and try not to Breath in
My gut is Crippled by the Pain
I can't hold my Farts anymore
I let one Rip and I
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
I keep farting
I keep, keep farting farts
keep farting
keep, keep farting farts
I blew one out my ass
And it really stinks like Hell
Oh they find it hard to believe
I keep dropping these Butt Bombs
What the Hell did I eat
But I don't care what they say
I don't care what they do
They try to get away
but they all know the truth
There's no escaping my Farts
That I keep on farting
Just Light a Match because I
Keep farting
Keep, keep farting farts
Keep farting
Keep, keep farting farts
Keep farting
Keep, keep farting farts
I farted to hard and I shit
keep shitting
farting, sharting, shitting shit
keep shitting
I keep, keep shitting shit
keep shitting
keep, keep shitting shit
My pants are ruined but I
keep shitting
keep, keep shitting all over you. (more)
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