There are consequences to Call of Duty.
Published October 19, 2012 530k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Cast: Seth Morris, Echo Kellum, Mia Caporale, Dmitri Schuyler-Linch, Bill Dawes, Timmy Morgan, Katie Nathan, Steve Sirkis, Tillery Johnson
Director/Writer: Matthew Vaughan
Concept by: Zac Geoffray
Executive Producer: Christa Patterson
Cinematographer: Tony Oberstar
1st AC: Michael Paredes
Line Producer: Zac Geoffray
Sound: Nico Staub
1st AD: Rory Tripp
Key Grip: Matt Sweeney
Hair/Makeup: Rebecca Kuzma
PA's: Narineh Tamasebian, Christina Wieand, Rachel Trushinski
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Published: October 19, 2012

Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive.
[music]
This is what the
war did to me.
Echo Kellum: My wife took the kids,
and the house.
Echo Kellum: I've seen the devil.
[inaudible]
This is one kill you
can't steal Redfox69.
[music]
Seth Morris: Every year hundreds, of
thousands of Americans
Seth Morris: suffer from
COD PTSD.
Seth Morris: It's an epidemic that's
sweeping across our nation.
Seth Morris: Not every case is the same,
but one thing is certain
Seth Morris: it's destroying
lives.
Seth Morris: Call of Duty Post-Traumatic
Stress Disorder.
Seth Morris: This is some
fucked up shit.
Don't steal my
kill motherfucker.
Mia Caporale: Female Voice: What's wrong baby?
What do you need?
Where's my
controller?
Mia Caporale: I don't know--
Don't touch me! Don't you
dare fucking touch me.
You don't know
what I've seen.
Timmy Morgan: We just don't
know what to do.
It's out
of control.
The other day he called
me a fucking newb.
I don't even know
what that means.
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch: Will you please
shut the hell up?
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch: I'm in the middle of a
serious mission right now!
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch: Jesus Christ!
I will fucking
find you.
I will track you down, and I
will rape that goddamn
smile off your
fucking face!
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch: Yeah!
You like that?
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch: You like that
old man?
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch: You like getting your
face blasted the fuck off?
Goddamn you!
[grunts]
God!
Fuck!
[whining]
Seth Morris: If you, or someone you
love suffers from
Seth Morris: Call of Duty Post-Traumatic
Stress Disorder,
Seth Morris: call this number now.
Get the help that you deserve.
[music]
Dmitri Schuyler-Linch: Where's my
milk bitch?
Timmy Morgan: I am not a bitch.

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