Lizzy the Lezzy stand up comedy videos - "The American Erections"

I’m Lizzy the lezzy, I’m a lesbian you know

I’ll kiss you on your neck and I’ll even suck your toe

I will help you find your G-spot and I’ll fill you with delight

I’ll tell you that I love you, and I’ll cuddle you all night

You can dribble on my pillow, you’ll be glad I gave you head

And when the morning comes I’ll make you breakfast in bed

So if you want to stay the night you will always get my vote

I just hope that you don’t wake up with a pube stuck in your throat

Helloo.  There seems to be some funny business going down in the United States at the moment – I keep hearing about the American erections.

Apparently people aren’t having erections over bush anymore, and instead they’re having erections over some guy called O’Bummer, and he wants to beat some other guy with his cane, and some pale chick called Sarah who’s never had the bush doctor in and is against gay marriage.

How dare you decide who can and can’t get married, you ignorant woman! Even I get the bush doctor in these days, there’s no fluff on my muff. And I’d make gay marriage legal, no problem, maybe you’d all like to have an erection over me instead?