The Teachers' Lounge - episode 6: friends with benefits

This episode, the teacher becomes the student - but it's the kids who learn a lesson.

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Description: This episode, the teacher becomes the student - but it's the kids who learn a lesson.

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The
Teacher's Lounge – Episode 6 “Friends with Benefits”

INT.
– A Teacher’s Lounge

KAREN
IS SITTING AT A COMPUTER FRANTICALLY GOOGLING SOMETHING. CAROL
ENTERS, LEANS OVER KAREN’S SHOULDER AND READS ALOUD.

Carol

Friends with Benefits,
I’m so proud of you. I didn’t know you had it in you.

Karen

I don’t have it in
me. I didn’t even know what this meant until Second Period.

Carol

Now you know so why not
join the show.

Karen

Are you studying rhymes
in Home Ec now?

Carol

No, I’m trying being
very positive today.

Karen

New man?

Carol

No, but this weekend I
am going to LA and I’m gonna meet my man.

Karen

Carol, please give up
the dream of meeting Seth Rogan.

Carol

How can I give up on
the perfect guy? He’s sweet. He’s so hot. He’s got great
fashion sense. His hair is to die for.

Karen

His body is so hairy it
makes me want to die.

Carol

Cut it out.

Karen

Look, I’ve gotta find
a way to save face in front of these f-ing brats. They think they’re
so smart asking me during Health Class if I have a Friend with
Benefits.

Carol

You said yes?

Karen

Yes I said yes. I
thought they were asking me if you know, my friendships had benefits.
Like having a movie buddy. Someone to call when my car breaks down
and I need a ride. Or someone that knows all my secrets. Everyone
just died laughing and then the bell rang.

Carol

Do me a favor and
please start watching Gossip
Girl. You’ve
got to quit falling into their traps. They know you are clueless.

Karen

Thanks a lot. Now what
do I do.

Carol

I’ve got a Parent
Teacher Conference next period. I’m friendly with Joe’s dad
Phillip. Let me handle this.

CUT
TO:

STILL
PHOTO OF KAREN STANDING AT THE FRONT OF A CLASSROOM WITH JOE'S DAD
Phillip.

Karen (VO)

Now kids, this is
Phillip, some of you know him as Joe’s dad, but I know him as my
Friend with Benefits and he’s here to answer your questions about
our friendship.

WE
HEAR EVERYONE IN THE ROOM GASP IN SHOCK.

END
OF EPISODE