Teacher's Lounge – Episode 6 “Friends with Benefits”
– A Teacher’s Lounge
IS SITTING AT A COMPUTER FRANTICALLY GOOGLING SOMETHING. CAROL
ENTERS, LEANS OVER KAREN’S SHOULDER AND READS ALOUD.
Friends with Benefits,
I’m so proud of you. I didn’t know you had it in you.
I don’t have it in
me. I didn’t even know what this meant until Second Period.
Now you know so why not
join the show.
Are you studying rhymes
in Home Ec now?
No, I’m trying being
very positive today.
No, but this weekend I
am going to LA and I’m gonna meet my man.
Carol, please give up
the dream of meeting Seth Rogan.
How can I give up on
the perfect guy? He’s sweet. He’s so hot. He’s got great
fashion sense. His hair is to die for.
His body is so hairy it
makes me want to die.
Cut it out.
Look, I’ve gotta find
a way to save face in front of these f-ing brats. They think they’re
so smart asking me during Health Class if I have a Friend with
You said yes?
Yes I said yes. I
thought they were asking me if you know, my friendships had benefits.
Like having a movie buddy. Someone to call when my car breaks down
and I need a ride. Or someone that knows all my secrets. Everyone
just died laughing and then the bell rang.
Do me a favor and
please start watching Gossip
got to quit falling into their traps. They know you are clueless.
Thanks a lot. Now what
do I do.
I’ve got a Parent
Teacher Conference next period. I’m friendly with Joe’s dad
Phillip. Let me handle this.
PHOTO OF KAREN STANDING AT THE FRONT OF A CLASSROOM WITH JOE'S DAD
Now kids, this is
Phillip, some of you know him as Joe’s dad, but I know him as my
Friend with Benefits and he’s here to answer your questions about