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Can they feel the love in their final session? No. No, they can’t.
Published February 20, 2014 93k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Aurora: Amy Albert
Phillip: Nick Cobb
Ariel: Kat Nelson
Eric: Ross Buran
Belle: Jessica Carter Ramsey
Beast: Michael Murphy
Snow: Melissa O’Brien
Prince: Kristian Jenkins
Writer/Director: Sean Boring
Producer: Katie Barreira
Assistant Director: Nick Logsdon
Editor: Adam Rose-Levy
DP: Adam Rose-Levy
1st AC: Brodin Plett
Gaffer: Tanner Thall
Sound: Johnny Kukral
Hair/Makeup: Rebecca Corona
Graphic Designer: Damon Chin
Special Thanks: Lindsay Kerns, Michelle Fox, Rachel Goldenberg, Juliet Seniff, Andy Bush, Jack Allison, Lisa Lumar, and Chris Singel

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- [THERAPIST]: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT ERIC

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THAT YOU LOVE?

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- HE'S REALLY SMART [laughs].

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THAT'S GOT ALL NEW INTERESTING ONES. THIS ONE [laughs].

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DO YOU KNOW THAT A TOSS SALAD ISN'T JUST FOR DINNER?

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- FUCK.

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- KIDS.

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- KIDS?

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[scoffs]

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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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- [laughs]

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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO.

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- FIRST OFF, WE'D PROBABLY HAVE A LITTER.

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- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...

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- SECONDLY, IF WE DID HAVE A CHILD, WE'D

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BE SIGNING OUR OWN DEATH CERTIFICATE.

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- SHE'D HAVE A GOOD BODY THOUGH IF WE DID, END UP DOING THAT.

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- THE LIKELIHOOD OF ONE, IF NOT BOTH OF US

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DYING BY THE TIME SHE TURNS 16 IS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH.

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- SHE WOULD HAVE A NICE PAIR OF BREASTS.

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AND AN UNNATURALLY SMALL WAIST.

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YOU KNOW, WE ALL DO [laughs].

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- DID.

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WE ALL DID.

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- I HEARD YOU.

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- MY NAME IS SNOW WHITE. YOU LITERALLY COULD NOT

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GET ANY PURER THAN THAT.

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WHY WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED THAT I'M NOT THAT

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ADVENTUROUS IN BED?

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- [sigh] YOU WERE LIVING WITH 7 GUYS?

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THEY KEPT SINGING, "HEIGH-HO!"

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- WE SPEND EVERY HOLIDAY WITH YOUR FAMILY.

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IT WOULD BE NICE IF ONCE WE COULD GO HOME--

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- WOAH, WOAH-WOAH. WE TRIED THIS.

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A COUPLE CHRISTMAS' AGO, I SPEND THE

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ENTIRE NIGHT IN A FUCKING RAFT. WHILE

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THEY WERE EATING DINNER DOWN IN THE WATER.

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- I'M...

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HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AN OWL.

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- YOU FUCKED FRED?

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- TAIL AS OLD AS TIME. WE NEVER DANCE ANYMORE.

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WE USED TO DANCE ALL THE TIME WHEN WE

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WERE DATING.

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- YEAH, BECAUSE WE WERE DATING.

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WE WERE DATING.

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- FUCKING KNEW THAT.

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I FUCKING KNEW THAT. IT'S LIKE THE

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3RD OR 4TH TIME. HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS NOW?

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CAN WE EVEN MAKE IT BACK HOME?

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4 TIMES?

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WITH THE OWL, OR WITH OTHER ANIMALS?

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- THERE'S OTHER ANIMALS--

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- ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS.

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- HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHUCK DUCKING?

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IT'S SALMON STUFFED IN A DUCKBILL FISH,

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STUFFED IN A SHARK.

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- NO, NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER HAD THAT BEFORE.

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- I WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU WHEN

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WERE DATING. I WOULD'VE TAKEN A POTTERY CLASS

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FOR YOU WHEN WE WERE DATING, BUT WHAT'S THE

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POINT NOW? WE'RE MARRIED.

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- [gasp] OH, LUCKY ME.

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- WHY DON'T WE JUST BRING OUT BAMBI'S DAD?

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WHY DON'T WE JUST DO THAT.

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- THAT IS NOT FAIR. HE WAS GRIEVING WHEN I

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DID THAT. OKAY? HIS WIFE DIED.

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- HE LEFT HIS FAMILY. HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THAT?

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- WHAT WERE YOU PICTURING?

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ME, LYING IN BED NAKED WHILE THEY PAIRED UP?

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DOC, ON DOPEY?

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DOPEY ON BASHFUL?

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- [exhales]

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- NO, WE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

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WHAT WERE WE GOING TO FIGURE OUT?

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I CAN'T EVEN STAY-- I FLOAT.

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- THIS IS OVER.

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NO, IT'S OVER.

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IF THERE'S EVER A DEAL BREAKER, IT'S

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FUCKING NIGHT BIRDS.

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