The Teachers' Lounge - episode 2: planned parenthood
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The Teacher's Lounge – Episode 2 “Planned Parenthood”
INT. - A Teacher’s Lounge
SFX – School Bell Ringing, Sounds of people having sex from Knocked Up
Karen
My god what are you watching?
Carol
Something that got me in a whole lot of trouble.
Karen
I told you that making homemade porn would come back to bite you in the ass.
Carol
I’m not in trouble for my homemade porn, unless know something I don’t know. Is my website having technical problems?
Karen
Website? What?
Carol
Never mind. I’m trying to educate kids.
Karen
Educate them on what? How to have sex through the third trimester of pregnancy?
Carol
No, I’m trying to teach them that parenthood need to be planned and what better way than to show them the record breaking hit comedy, Knocked Up, starring the greatest comic actor of our generation, my future husband Seth Rogan.
Karen
I’m the health teacher. I think Sex Ed should be my job.
Carol
I’m teaching about parenting so I think they need to see this.
Karen
Admit it; you just want any excuse to bring Seth Rogan into your curriculum.
Carol
You’re just jealous because I have a sex life.
Karen
Yes, I am jealous you have sex. But what does that have to do with you showing Knocked Up in Home Economics class?
Carol
You’re jealous of Seth and me.
Karen
Carol, there is no you and Seth. He’s a Hollywood Movie Star and I use the term “star” loosely.
Carol
Well, you’ll see I’m going to meet him and once I do our lives will be changed forever.
Karen
So how much trouble are you in?
Carol
Well, it’s really ridiculous. I wasn’t going to show them the inappropriate parts.
Karen
It’s rated R, that means it’s completely inappropriate.
Carol
Fine, but seriously I was just gonna show the scene where Kathryn Heigl and Seth Rogan meet in a bar and then fast forward to the part when she realizes she’s pregnant.
But when I pushed play it was smack dab in the middle of the “my penis is gonna hit the baby in the head scene.”
Karen
So one of the little shit heads did this to you.
Carol
Liam did it. I know it was him. I gave him an F last week because he burned his no bake cookies.
Karen
How do you burn no bake cookies?
Carol
Exactly.
Karen
We can’t let him get away with this. Have him deliver a note to me today during fourth period.
CUT TO:
STILL PHOTO OF LIAM WITH A SIGN ON HIS BACK THAT READS. I PICK MY NOSE AND EAT IT
SFX - Classroom door shuts. We hear an uproard of laughter from Liam's classmates.
END OF EPISODE


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