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This episode, Carol teaches the kids a little too much.
Published March 16, 2009 2k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring, written and directed by Julie Dove and Jenny M. Rich

The Teacher's Lounge
– Episode 2 “Planned Parenthood”


INT.
- A Teacher’s Lounge


SFX
– School Bell Ringing, Sounds of people having sex from Knocked
Up



Karen



My god what are you
watching?



Carol



Something that got me
in a whole lot of trouble.



Karen



I told you that making
homemade porn would come back to bite you in the ass.



Carol



I’m not in trouble
for my homemade porn, unless know something I don’t know. Is my
website having technical problems?



Karen



Website? What?



Carol



Never mind. I’m
trying to educate kids.



Karen



Educate them on what?
How to have sex through the third trimester of pregnancy?



Carol



No, I’m trying to
teach them that parenthood need to be planned and what better way
than to show them the record breaking hit comedy, Knocked
Up, starring
the greatest comic actor of our generation, my future husband Seth
Rogan.



Karen



I’m the health
teacher. I think Sex Ed should be my job.



Carol



I’m teaching about
parenting so I think they need to see this.



Karen



Admit it; you just want
any excuse to bring Seth Rogan into your curriculum.



Carol



You’re just jealous
because I have a sex life.



Karen



Yes, I am jealous you
have sex. But what does that have to do with you showing Knocked
Up in Home
Economics class?



Carol



You’re jealous of
Seth and me.



Karen



Carol, there is no you
and Seth. He’s a Hollywood Movie Star and I use the term “star”
loosely.



Carol



Well, you’ll see I’m
going to meet him and once I do our lives will be changed forever.



Karen



So how much trouble are
you in?



Carol



Well, it’s really
ridiculous. I wasn’t going to show them the inappropriate parts.






Karen



It’s rated R, that
means it’s completely inappropriate.



Carol



Fine, but seriously I
was just gonna show the scene where Kathryn Heigl and Seth Rogan meet
in a bar and then fast forward to the part when she realizes she’s
pregnant.



But when I pushed play
it was smack dab in the middle of the “my penis is gonna hit the
baby in the head scene.”



Karen



So one of the little
shit heads did this to you.



Carol



Liam did it. I know it
was him. I gave him an F last week because he burned his no bake
cookies.



Karen



How do you burn no bake
cookies?






Carol



Exactly.



Karen



We can’t let him get
away with this. Have him deliver a note to me today during fourth
period.


CUT
TO:





STILL
PHOTO OF LIAM WITH A SIGN ON HIS BACK THAT READS. I PICK MY NOSE AND
EAT IT


SFX
- Classroom door shuts. We hear an uproard of laughter from Liam's
classmates.


END
OF EPISODE

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