The Teacher's Lounge
– Episode 2 “Planned Parenthood”
- A Teacher’s Lounge
– School Bell Ringing, Sounds of people having sex from Knocked
My god what are you
Something that got me
in a whole lot of trouble.
I told you that making
homemade porn would come back to bite you in the ass.
I’m not in trouble
for my homemade porn, unless know something I don’t know. Is my
website having technical problems?
Never mind. I’m
trying to educate kids.
Educate them on what?
How to have sex through the third trimester of pregnancy?
No, I’m trying to
teach them that parenthood need to be planned and what better way
than to show them the record breaking hit comedy, Knocked
the greatest comic actor of our generation, my future husband Seth
I’m the health
teacher. I think Sex Ed should be my job.
I’m teaching about
parenting so I think they need to see this.
Admit it; you just want
any excuse to bring Seth Rogan into your curriculum.
You’re just jealous
because I have a sex life.
Yes, I am jealous you
have sex. But what does that have to do with you showing Knocked
Up in Home
You’re jealous of
Seth and me.
Carol, there is no you
and Seth. He’s a Hollywood Movie Star and I use the term “star”
Well, you’ll see I’m
going to meet him and once I do our lives will be changed forever.
So how much trouble are
Well, it’s really
ridiculous. I wasn’t going to show them the inappropriate parts.
It’s rated R, that
means it’s completely inappropriate.
Fine, but seriously I
was just gonna show the scene where Kathryn Heigl and Seth Rogan meet
in a bar and then fast forward to the part when she realizes she’s
But when I pushed play
it was smack dab in the middle of the “my penis is gonna hit the
baby in the head scene.”
So one of the little
shit heads did this to you.
Liam did it. I know it
was him. I gave him an F last week because he burned his no bake
How do you burn no bake
We can’t let him get
away with this. Have him deliver a note to me today during fourth
PHOTO OF LIAM WITH A SIGN ON HIS BACK THAT READS. I PICK MY NOSE AND
- Classroom door shuts. We hear an uproard of laughter from Liam's