He converted to judaism, just to have a bar-mitzvah... At age 30. He only recently... more »
He converted to judaism, just to have a bar-mitzvah... At age 30.
He only recently discover that crabs are also a type of shellfish.
He attends AA meetings, for the free coffee and donuts.
He stays in touch with his relatives... so he won't be overlooked in their will.
He is the only man to ever pay for lap dances in change.
He always buys shots for the party... On someone else's tab.
He once helped an old woman cross the street. Just to see how long he could cop a feel.
He has been known to sample everything on a menu, without ever placing an order.
He is "The Sleaziest man in the World."