( dramatic music )
I've been watching you,
and you watching me, my dear Mrs. Everdeen.
Make no mistake, you won't like working at Amazon.
When working at Amazon, you
will be excepted to anonymously snitch on your co-workers,
be on call 24/7, tear each others ideas apart,
be given no pay paternity leave, and yes, regularly cry at your desk.
Ladies and gentleman,
welcome to Amazon.
( dramatic music intensifies )
How are we going to get all
of these Kindles delivered in time?
Hail Lord Bezos.
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