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Published June 20, 2014 78k views More Info ยป
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Published June 20, 2014

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THIS FALL ON THE HISTORY
CHANNEL. FROM

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THE ANCESTORS OF THE
PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT YOU

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LOVE AND HIP HOP COMES
AND ALL NEW REALITY

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SHOW. LOVE AND GLADIATORS.

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(HIP HOP DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

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MANY GLADIATORS HAVE
DIED OVER THIS BOOTIEST

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MAXIMUS.

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WHEN IN ROME, I'M THAT BITCH.

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(GULPS) YA'LL GOT SOME MORE?

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I'M A GLADIATOR.
I ALSO MAKE BEATS.

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DON'T HATE THE
GLADIATOR, HATE THE GAME.

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(CROWD AND GLADIATOR YELL)

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IT'S MENDEECIUS
YOU LOOKING AT.

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I SLAY TIGERS IN THE
DAY TIME AND I MAKE

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THAT CHARIOT MUSIC AT NIGHT.

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WE OUT HERE. TURN IT UP.

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GIRL, HOLD UP. THIS MY BOX.

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THIS MY BOX.

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MOVE OVER BITCH,
I'M SICK OF YOUR ASS.

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TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO
THE COLISEUM TO SUPPORT

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OUR MAN, BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I DO.

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IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
SUPPORTING SOMETHING

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OTHER THAN THAT FLASK.
WITH YOUR DRUNK ASS. (LAUGHS)

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(MENDEECIUS): SO CLARA
WANNA MARRY ME, AND I

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LIKE HER, BUT MARCELLA FINE.

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MARCELLA GOT THEM BASIC
ASS SANDALS ON AGAIN.

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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING
TO ME WITH THEM

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GRAPES IN YOUR HEAD. GIRL
YOUR TRACKS GOT SNACKS.

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(MENDEECIUS): AND THEN
THERE'S EPPIA, SHE

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DON'T REMEMBER THINGS.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE FIGHTING.

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ONE TIGER, TWO TIGERS,
THREE TIGERS...

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TWO TIGERS.

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NOW VITA, SHE USED TO
BE A SLAVE. I LIKE THAT.

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IT AIN'T NOTHING BUT
A GROUPIE SLAVE.

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WHO YOU CALLING A
GROUPIE SLAVE BOO?

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I'M LOOKING AT ONE.

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YEAH I USED TO BE A SLAVE,

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BUT A BITCH CAME UP.

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LOOKING LIKE SPARTICUS' HORSE.

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(MAKES A NEIGHING SOUND)

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(INTERPOSING VOICES)

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OOH...

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OOH, DAMMIT.

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NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS
GOING TO BE TIGERS

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TODAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO BE PEOPLE ON PEOPLE.

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THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ON
THE PIGEON THEY SENT.

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(ROARING TIGER)

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THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT NO TIGERS.

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THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT NO TIGERS!

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I'LL TAKE'EM OUT.
I'LL TAKE'EM OUT.

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I'M ABOUT TO TURN UP SO
FUCKING LOUD ON THIS BITCH.

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OOH, YOU HIT YOURSELF.
YOU HITTING YOURSELF.

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YOU HITTING YOURSELF.

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(INTERPOSING VOICES)

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I'M A MINORITY. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS...

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(INTERPOSING VOICES)

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(TIGER ROARS)

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MENDEECIUS!

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(INTERPOSING CRYING VOICES)

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WELL, HE DIED.

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LOOK,

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HE PUT A RING ON IT.

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OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH

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ME.

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I MEAN HE'S DEAD BUT...

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(CRYING OUT)

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MENDEECIUS!

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HOW ARE YOU? NOW IS
THE TIME FOR US TO BE

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TOGETHER.

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I CAN'T COMMIT, UNTIL I
DROP SOME EXCITEMENT.

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FUCK YOU MENDEECIUS!

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YOU SUPPOSED TO GET
ME MY CHARIOT.

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