In this parody of Love & Hip Hop, drama unfolds between four women as they arrive at... more »
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Published June 20, 2014

THIS FALL ON THE HISTORY
CHANNEL. FROM
THE ANCESTORS OF THE
PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT YOU
LOVE AND HIP HOP COMES
AND ALL NEW REALITY
SHOW. LOVE AND GLADIATORS.
(HIP HOP DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
MANY GLADIATORS HAVE
DIED OVER THIS BOOTIEST
MAXIMUS.
WHEN IN ROME, I'M THAT BITCH.
(GULPS) YA'LL GOT SOME MORE?
I'M A GLADIATOR.
I ALSO MAKE BEATS.
DON'T HATE THE
GLADIATOR, HATE THE GAME.
(CROWD AND GLADIATOR YELL)
IT'S MENDEECIUS
YOU LOOKING AT.
I SLAY TIGERS IN THE
DAY TIME AND I MAKE
THAT CHARIOT MUSIC AT NIGHT.
WE OUT HERE. TURN IT UP.
GIRL, HOLD UP. THIS MY BOX.
THIS MY BOX.
MOVE OVER BITCH,
I'M SICK OF YOUR ASS.
TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO
THE COLISEUM TO SUPPORT
OUR MAN, BECAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
SUPPORTING SOMETHING
OTHER THAN THAT FLASK.
WITH YOUR DRUNK ASS. (LAUGHS)
(MENDEECIUS): SO CLARA
WANNA MARRY ME, AND I
LIKE HER, BUT MARCELLA FINE.
MARCELLA GOT THEM BASIC
ASS SANDALS ON AGAIN.
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING
TO ME WITH THEM
GRAPES IN YOUR HEAD. GIRL
YOUR TRACKS GOT SNACKS.
(MENDEECIUS): AND THEN
THERE'S EPPIA, SHE
DON'T REMEMBER THINGS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE FIGHTING.
ONE TIGER, TWO TIGERS,
THREE TIGERS...
TWO TIGERS.
NOW VITA, SHE USED TO
BE A SLAVE. I LIKE THAT.
IT AIN'T NOTHING BUT
A GROUPIE SLAVE.
WHO YOU CALLING A
GROUPIE SLAVE BOO?
I'M LOOKING AT ONE.
YEAH I USED TO BE A SLAVE,
BUT A BITCH CAME UP.
LOOKING LIKE SPARTICUS' HORSE.
(MAKES A NEIGHING SOUND)
(INTERPOSING VOICES)
OOH...
OOH, DAMMIT.
NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS
GOING TO BE TIGERS
TODAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO BE PEOPLE ON PEOPLE.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ON
THE PIGEON THEY SENT.
(ROARING TIGER)
THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT NO TIGERS.
THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT NO TIGERS!
I'LL TAKE'EM OUT.
I'LL TAKE'EM OUT.
I'M ABOUT TO TURN UP SO
FUCKING LOUD ON THIS BITCH.
OOH, YOU HIT YOURSELF.
YOU HITTING YOURSELF.
YOU HITTING YOURSELF.
(INTERPOSING VOICES)
I'M A MINORITY. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS...
(INTERPOSING VOICES)
(TIGER ROARS)
MENDEECIUS!
(INTERPOSING CRYING VOICES)
WELL, HE DIED.
LOOK,
HE PUT A RING ON IT.
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
ME.
I MEAN HE'S DEAD BUT...
(CRYING OUT)
MENDEECIUS!
HOW ARE YOU? NOW IS
THE TIME FOR US TO BE
TOGETHER.
I CAN'T COMMIT, UNTIL I
DROP SOME EXCITEMENT.
FUCK YOU MENDEECIUS!
YOU SUPPOSED TO GET
ME MY CHARIOT.

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