(Don't You Dare) Pee On Me (Lyrics NSFW)

Description: We met on some dot com You mentioned that you loved your mom I thought "Oprah would approve" And I was ready to get my groove... on. Turn out we both give good hugs And take part in recr'ational drugs Our fav’rite band is one and the same And we both agree the name kinda bugs Bridge: At the Corner bar we said, "Let's meet at two," By your photos I woulda waited a while. But how was I to know the wacky things you're into If you neglect to put them on your profile? Chorus: Why waste time? Let's go to my place It ain’t no crime to put your balls in my face But on our first date, what ain't my cup o' tea Right out the starting gate, you wanna pee on me I didn't mean to make it awkward But I'm not into sports of water If you wanna tie me up, I'm down But don't get urine on my nightgown Maybe next time, just be forthright The next girl might be Ms. Not-So-Uptight Honesty's a policy by which I live my life And I hope for you your fetish doesn't cause you too much strife Why waste time? Let's go to my place It's no crime to put your balls in my face But on our first date, what ain't my cup o' tea Right out the starting gate, you wanna pee on me Don't you dare pee on me You might be a dog, but I ain't no tree I'm all about you bein' you, me bein' me But don't you dare pee on me Pee on me Pee on me Pee on me