Bieber Takes Over (Clean)
Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
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Justin Bieber
Additional Credits:
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
Starring Justin Bieber
Written by Justin Bieber
Directed by Justin Bieber
Edited by Justin Bieber
Created by Justin Bieber
Produced by Justin Bieber
Hair by Bieber
Best Boy: Justin Bieber
Key Grip: J Biebs
Foley Artist: J.D. Bieber
Added about 3 years ago
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Justin Bieber has decided to buy Funny or Die and do with it whatever his tiny little heart desires.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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The video opens with a logo that reads Bieber or Die Exclusive. A Justin Bieber song plays in the background. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber sitting on a chair in a parking lot. He is wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and a ball-cap.
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet? Guess who? It's Justin Bieber and I've taken over Funny or Die. It's mine. I bought it and now, it's Bieber or Die. Anything that's not Bieber, dies!
The shot cuts to a logo that reads: bieber or die. The shot cuts back to Justin Bieber sitting on the chair in a parking lot.
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber slapping a random guy in slow motion. As Justin Bieber hits the guy, the shot cuts to black and white and then there is a brief color inversion, highlighting Justin Bieber and the guy in bright white. The shot then cuts to a close up of Justin Bieber's face.
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around. Let's go get a lollipop.
The shot pulls back to show a very large African-American man. Justin Bieber has his arms around the man's shoulders, hanging on piggyback ride style. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber walking along a building wall.
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I eat. I don't care. I once ran into a club. They said, “Sir, you're not old enough.” So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese's. Now who's old enough *BEEP*.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber standing near a ramp that leads up to the door for the building.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world. You're just living in it. Bieber or die.
The shot cuts to a static image of the earth as seen from space with a translucent image of Justin Bieber's face superimposed on top of it.
The video ends.
Justin Bieber: Hey, what's up internet? Guess who? It's Justin Bieber and I've taken over Funny or Die. It's mine. I bought it and now, it's Bieber or Die. Anything that's not Bieber, dies!
The shot cuts to a logo that reads: bieber or die. The shot cuts back to Justin Bieber sitting on the chair in a parking lot.
Justin Bieber: I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber slapping a random guy in slow motion. As Justin Bieber hits the guy, the shot cuts to black and white and then there is a brief color inversion, highlighting Justin Bieber and the guy in bright white. The shot then cuts to a close up of Justin Bieber's face.
Justin Bieber: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around. Let's go get a lollipop.
The shot pulls back to show a very large African-American man. Justin Bieber has his arms around the man's shoulders, hanging on piggyback ride style. The shot cuts to Justin Bieber walking along a building wall.
Justin Bieber: I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I eat. I don't care. I once ran into a club. They said, “Sir, you're not old enough.” So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese's. Now who's old enough *BEEP*.
The shot cuts to Justin Bieber standing near a ramp that leads up to the door for the building.
Justin Bieber: So remember, this is Bieber's world. You're just living in it. Bieber or die.
The shot cuts to a static image of the earth as seen from space with a translucent image of Justin Bieber's face superimposed on top of it.
The video ends.
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- cool can i own it with you justin
- did he just say bitch i no that right i love you
- is that true u r the real bieber?
- jajajajaajajajajajajaja I like those videos :)
- I like every videos .......
- so so so fake
- haahaaahahaha
- I atograph lady-lumps. LMFBO!!!
- i love to live in biebers world yayy
- this is so cute & funny! Im proud of him♥
- I cant stop to see this video !!! loooove it !!!! kkkkkkkkk
- Hahahahahaha I autograph lady lamps wow
- but what the fuck he is not so He has a beautiful voice
- wawwwwwwwww lol
- I LOVE U JUSTIN SOO MUCH...IM CRAYZ 4 U <3333333333333
- I LOVE JUSTIN bieber I look like the same Justin Bieber
- I love that song Justin Bieber
- it's so funny Justin.... ternyata, di balik ketampananmu, ad jga klucuannya ya? yang tak pernah terduga?????
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