Why is the GOP so against a minimum wage increase? Simple — it just makes rich people richer.
Published July 14, 2014 130k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Harry Hamlin
Featuring Ross Buran
Crew
Director Andy Bush
Writer Bryan Safi
Producer Rachel Goldenberg
Coordinator Becca Scheuer
DP Aaron Ulrich
Gaffer Armando Ballesteros
Key Grip Chad Vennett
Sound Ben Forman
Prod Designer Tricia Robertson
On Set Dresser Ashley Swanson
Makeup Jen Osborne
PA Parker Seaman
Editor Ian Skalski
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Published July 14, 2014


> BE CAREFUL,
BECAUSE MY MYSTIC TAN
IS STILL A LITTLE WET.

> SURE, SURE...
(beep)
ALRIGHT...
(clears throat)
HI. I'M SPEAKER OF THE
HOUSE JOHN BOEHNER.
NOW DON'T GET CUTE.
IT'S PRONOUNCED "BAY-NER"
AND YOU'VE HAD YOUR
FUN NOW, GROW UP.
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE COINED
ME AS ENEMY NUMBER ONE
WHEN IT COMES TO RAISING
THE FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE
SO PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY LIVE
OFF OF WHAT THEY EARN.
THE TRUTH IS PEOPLE ALREADY
MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY
THAN THEIR HOURLY WAGE.
(stammers) Y-YOU SHOULD'VE
DONE THAT BEFORE. YOU JUST--

> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FOR
PART OF THE EFFECT--

> STAND BACK BRIAN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
A JACK IN THE BOX CASHIER
MAY ONLY MAKE $50 DOLLARS
A DAY BUT BY THE END OF THE
YEAR IF THEY FLIP THOSE
BURGERS GOOD THEY CAN MAKE
UP TO $200,000 HUNDRED THOUSAND
DOLLARS IN BONUSES.

> EXCUSE ME SIR. JACK IN
THE BOX EMPLOYEES DON'T
GET BONUSES.

> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT--
OF COURSE THEY DO,
THIS IS AMERICA.
G-GET... JUST STAND BACK
OVER THERE PLEASE.
WHAT ABOUT THE COMPANY
CAR IF THEY TAKE THE MINIMUM
WAGE OF A TACO BELL FRY
COOKER TO WORK? HMM?
OR THE EXECUTIVE STEAM
ROOMS AT WALMART? HMM?
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN IN A STEAM ROOM?
THEY'RE TERRIFIC.
SO IF YOU WORK IN A
GAS STATION YOU MAY NOT
LOVE YOUR HOURLY WAGE,
BUT THE 100% 401K MATCH ON DAY
ONE, MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT.

> SIR AGAIN, T-THERE'S NO WAY,
I'M CERTAIN THAT
THERE IS NOW WAY A
GAS STATION HAS A 401--

> I'M SURE THAT EVERYONE
HAS A 401K SON.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

> SORRY, SORRY...

> AND WHAT ABOUT PAID VACATION?
I MEAN, WHAT ARE
THEY WHINING ABOUT.
NOW LISTEN, I MEAN EVERYBODY'S
ALREADY GOT MONEY.
I MEAN, SHOULDN'T WE DRAW THE LINE
SOMEWHERE!
I'M JUST SAYING.
THANK YOU.
I'M JOHN BOEHNER
(beep)
(sigh)
YOU THINK
THEY BOUGHT IT?

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