Camden's Burning. An Ode To The Hawley Arms
There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at some... more »
There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at some point after 11pm
visit
http://www.myspace.com/antzinthejam
for more details
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Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
When shove came from push
Where were the cast of The Mighty Bush?
Couldn't T4's Alexa Chung
Between the pub and the smoke
And her Arctic Monkeys bloke
Her young body have flung?
If Pete Docherty
Had been within
Perhaps he could have been the heroine.
And if Bob Geldoff's daughters
Had been drinking water
They could have raised the alarm
So it would come to no harm.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
It was Amy's wine house.
Could her vagabond ways
Have had something to do with the blaze?
No one can be certain
That her crack pipe lit a curtain
Unless she's paid off someone's gaze...
Captain Black
Could not push the flames back
And Mobile Act Unsigned
Blunted Gilkicker's mind:
He couldn't get to the extinguishers in time
And Noel Fielding's impractical clothes
Stopped him getting to the hose.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
How will poor old Kate Moss
Cope with the loss?
And where will she go now
With the rock aristocrats
And aspirationals in trilby hats?
You've got to wonder how
Quins down the road
Is going to cope with the load
Because The Lock Tavern and Proud Galleries
Are already full of wannabes.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
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There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at some point after 11pm
visit
http://www.myspace.com/antzinthejam
for more details
http://www.myspace.com/ollytheoctopus
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid...
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
When shove came from push
Where were the cast of The Mighty Bush?
Couldn't T4's Alexa Chung
Between the pub and the smoke
And her Arctic Monkeys bloke
Her young body have flung?
If Pete Docherty
Had been within
Perhaps he could have been the heroine.
And if Bob Geldoff's daughters
Had been drinking water
They could have raised the alarm
So it would come to no harm.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
It was Amy's wine house.
Could her vagabond ways
Have had something to do with the blaze?
No one can be certain
That her crack pipe lit a curtain
Unless she's paid off someone's gaze...
Captain Black
Could not push the flames back
And Mobile Act Unsigned
Blunted Gilkicker's mind:
He couldn't get to the extinguishers in time
And Noel Fielding's impractical clothes
Stopped him getting to the hose.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
But it's too late for The Halwey Arms.
How will poor old Kate Moss
Cope with the loss?
And where will she go now
With the rock aristocrats
And aspirationals in trilby hats?
You've got to wonder how
Quins down the road
Is going to cope with the load
Because The Lock Tavern and Proud Galleries
Are already full of wannabes.
Camden's burning!
Fetch the engines!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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