Can You Handle The Trump Sandwich? The Crypt

NARRATOR: All this month
at Sandos Sandwiches enjoy
our election selection.
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Which one do I vote for?
NARRATOR: But they're nothing
compared to our Trump Tower
of Power.
Whoa. Trump's a big personality,
and this
is a big sandwich.
NARRATOR: Eat it.
Okay.
( music plays )
Cool. I get the idea.
This sandwich is a little
cheesy, but gives it to you straight.
What other sandwiches do you have?
NARRATOR: You're not done.
Keep eating.
We know you can't get enough
of the Trump sandwich.
Alright.
( music plays )
Can I take a break?
NARRATOR: No. I think you need
finish the sandwich.
Eat.
I just need a break.
NARRATOR: Eat.
( music plays )
NARRATOR: Faster.
Eat.
Finish.
Finish the whole sandwich.
Do it.
I can't eat anymore Trump.
- NARRATOR: Do it.
- What?
NARRATOR: Eat the vomit.
Eat your own vomit.
There's part of the sandwich in it.
You will eat it.
You will eat it, and you
will like it.
( music plays )
I puked up my own puke.
I puked up my own puke.
NARRATOR: Eat the puke again.
You ordered the Trump sandwich.
It's what you wanted.
Now eat it again.
Eat the puke you already threw up twice.
Go.
Just go.
NARRATOR: Get her.
No.
N-no, no.
No please, no.
No please.
NARRATOR: Look upon him as
he eats the sandwich.
Rich.
Richard.
NARRATOR: It's your turn now.
My God. Please, not the
Trump sandwich.
Please, I'll eat anything else.
NARRATOR: Okay, we have the
Celery Clinton Side Salad.
I'll just get the Trump sandwich.