Sandos is now offering all your favorite political candidates as sandwiches. Hope you're ready for the Trump Tower of Power!
- September 15, 2015
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Funny Or Die
Uploader
David Neher
Actor
Ben Parks
Actor
Ryan Perez
Actor/Writer/Director/Editor
AJ Berna
Actor
Aaron Ulrich
Director of Photography
Ian Thomas
Gaffer
Tricia Robertson
Production Designer
BoTown Sound
Sound
Andrew Grissom
Production Coordinator
keganswyers
Editor
Shawn James
Graphic Design
Funny Or Die Politics
ChannelStaring - David Neher, Madeline Walter, Ben Parks, Ryan Perez, Paige Ivy, Kathy Yamamoto and AJ Berna
Written and Directed by Ryan Perez
Director of Photography - Aaron Ulrich
1st AC - Jefri Meintjes
Gaffer - Ian Thomas
Key Grip - Doug Sampson
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson and Ashley Swanson
Make Up Artist - Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Steven Edgar for BoTown Sound
Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Production Coordinator - Andrew Grissom
Editor - Kegan Swyers and Ryan Perez
Graphic Design - Shawn James
Producer - Sean Boyle
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September 15, 2015
Category
PoliticsNARRATOR: All this month
at Sandos Sandwiches enjoy
our election selection.
Get any of our candidate theme
sandwiches for $3.99.
Choose from our Ted Cruz
Barbecue Bacon Surprise,
our Chris Christi Monte Cristo,
The Marco Rubio Ruben,
our Bernie Sanderswich Po' Boy Deluxe.
Which one do I vote for?
NARRATOR: But they're nothing
compared to our Trump Tower
of Power.
Whoa. Trump's a big personality,
and this
is a big sandwich.
NARRATOR: Eat it.
Okay.
( music plays )
Cool. I get the idea.
This sandwich is a little
cheesy, but gives it to you straight.
What other sandwiches do you have?
NARRATOR: You're not done.
Keep eating.
We know you can't get enough
of the Trump sandwich.
Alright.
( music plays )
Can I take a break?
NARRATOR: No. I think you need
finish the sandwich.
Eat.
I just need a break.
NARRATOR: Eat.
( music plays )
NARRATOR: Faster.
Eat.
Finish.
Finish the whole sandwich.
Do it.
I can't eat anymore Trump.
- NARRATOR: Do it.
- What?
NARRATOR: Eat the vomit.
Eat your own vomit.
There's part of the sandwich in it.
You will eat it.
You will eat it, and you
will like it.
( music plays )
I puked up my own puke.
I puked up my own puke.
NARRATOR: Eat the puke again.
You ordered the Trump sandwich.
It's what you wanted.
Now eat it again.
Eat the puke you already threw up twice.
Go.
Just go.
NARRATOR: Get her.
No.
N-no, no.
No please, no.
No please.
NARRATOR: Look upon him as
he eats the sandwich.
Rich.
Richard.
NARRATOR: It's your turn now.
My God. Please, not the
Trump sandwich.
Please, I'll eat anything else.
NARRATOR: Okay, we have the
Celery Clinton Side Salad.
I'll just get the Trump sandwich.