"Let the old bat hit the ship with the bottle!"

Description: The Queen wants to christen a ship, the man it's been named in honor of (he swallowed a hand grenade--no internal organs) wants it christened "Stinky," and there are threats to shove a champagne bottle up one of Her Majesty's nasal orifices. There's also a hooker with an difficult name, and firm assurances from the Duke of Edinburgh that he's smarter than Huntz Hall. One of the funniest sketches ever written for television, topped off by Carol Burnett's hilarious, yet oddly poignant, turn as The Queen. Maggie Smith, Tim Conway, and Harvey Korman lend a hand.