You're Welcome: Animal Buddies and Superhero Shakeups
Published July 21, 2014 27k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Sam Fishell: Director
Kegan Swyers: Editor
259 Funny Votes
106 Die Votes
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Published July 21, 2014


> HI FOLKS.
DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.
THERE'S SOME REALLY CUTE
STUFF ON THE INTERNET WE
FOUND JUST FOR YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
(electro-pop music plays)
THE WORLD IS A SCARY
PLACE RIGHT NOW.

> HUMAN SACRIFICE, DOGS
AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER,
MASS HYSTERIA!

> WAIT, CAT'S AND DOGS LIVING
TOGETHER. THAT DOESN'T
SOUND SO BAD.
LET'S SEE SOME ANIMALS
BEING FRIENDS.
HERE'S SOME KITTENS HANGING
OUT WITH A PIT BULL
WEARING SUNGLASSES.
HERE'S A GIFT OF A LION
AND A WIENER DOG LICKING
EACH OTHER. I WATCHED THAT FOR 17 MINUTES TODAY.
IT DOESN'T GET OLD. A GERMAN
SHEPHERD HANGING OUT WITH
HER FELINE FRIEND.
A DOG WITH A MONKEY ON HIS BACK.
WE GOT A KITTEN WITH DUCKLINGS.
A PUPPY ROCKING
OUT WITH A DOOR SPRING.
(sigh) GET IT TOGETHER HUMANS.
BEING FRIENDS IS EASY.
JUST LOOK AT ALL OF THESE
ANIMALS. THINGS ARE
CHANGING IN THE WORLD.
THOR'S A WOMAN.
CAPTAIN AMERICA IS BLACK.
THERE'S NO REASON FOR
ANYBODY TO BE FIGHTING.
LET'S CLOSE IT OUT FROM A
MESSAGE FROM OUR FAVORITE RODNEY.

> CAN WE ALL GET ALONG?

> NO, NOT THAT RODNEY.
THIS RODNEY.

> WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET LAID.

> (crowd cheers)

> THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK.
BYE.

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