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"Still a virgin at 35, Johnny figured this was the only way he could stick it in cider."
"The next time you pray for something like a bumper crop of apples be sure to do it OUTSIDE of the car."
- rizzie
"You should see the fruit drivin""
"435 days until Johnny would have to see the doctor again."
"Ironically, the drivers name is Jonathan McIntosh. He's off to see his Granny Smith"
"Ironically just before Betty slammed into the farmer and his wagon full of apples she was putting on makeup, talking on the cell phone and eating a salad."
"What you don't see: An old donkey with a big harness attached to the car and a bearded Amish guy nudging it along."
"It was either this or jerking off cows, and in the middle of summer, with no air conditioning, covered in rotten apple goo, those bull dicks were starting to look pretty good."
"SALLY NEVER COULD RESIST A GOOD SALES PITCH."
"There is one single apple in the passenger seat cause he yelled SHOTGUN"
"Still a virgin at 35, Johnny figured this was the only way he could stick it in cider."
                     
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