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Keywords: Late Night Sexy girls Brian Calvert Monica Mustelier churchofjerks com church of jerks Chris Cannon Patrick Gilmore aristotle cooper chat talk Chat Lines

Credits: Written & Directed by Chris Cannon. Edited by Brian Calvert. Camera by Brian Calvert & Patrick Gilmore. Featuring: Monica Mustelier, Ali Balas, Mary Anderson-Van Luven.

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