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Flight of the Conchords - "A Kiss is not a Contract"

Kissing may be nice, but it's not a contract

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Added about 1 year ago

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Keywords: Flight of the Conchords Kiss is not a contract kiss smooch hbo song music funny

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ID LOVE TO KISS BOTH OF YOU...

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booksmeller

flight of the conchords are brilliant. they kill me everytime. i was so glad to find out there's a 2nd season coming up!!!!

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I LOVE U GUYS!!!

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u guys rock

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It’s difficult being a sexual icon…I can relate…

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Oh Jemaine, I’ll buy you a burrito, no strings attached.

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Dirty tease.

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Just a lil ‘somein’, somein’’….

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