WHACKO-TV MAINE SQUEEZE (ZUMBA ZUMBA)

Description: We were as shocked as you were that a zumba teacher from Kennebunkport, Maine has been accused of being an instructor by day and a call girl by night. We, like you, were pondering why she didn’t have zumba classes at night, but more importantly, what is a little town like Kennebunkport doing with a zumba workout plan? There are lots of towns even bigger that have plenty of prostitutes, but no zumba. This brings to mind, that old Donna Summer lyric, “she works hard for the money”. We see they already have a new instructor. The Italian male prostitute is back and this time, he’s singing a ballad called Maine Squeeze, or as we call it, the Zumba Song.