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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Introduction by Kurt Russell
Sung by The Comedy Death-Ray Xmas Nativity Choir (feat. Sarah Silverman, Kevin Nealon, Thomas Lennon, Laraine Newman, Garfunkel & Oates, Doug Benson, Casey Wilson, Jen Kirkman, Paul Scheer, Scott Aukerman, Neil Hamburger, Matt Besser, Natasha Leggero, Duncan Trussell, Aimee Mann, Rich Sommer, Paul F. Tompkins, Maria Bamford, Nick Thune, Kurt Russell, Jimmy Pardo, Dana Gould, Tig Notaro, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Chris Hardwick, Mike Phirman, Gable Nealon, Matt Braunger, Drew Droege, Kumail Nanjiani, Randy & Jason Sklar, Brent Weinbach, Chris Fairbanks, Howard “Dragon Boy Suede” Kremer, Cracked Out & Brody Stevens)
All proceeds go to the LA Regional Foodbank
Go to ComedyDeathRay.com to buy the CD and to find out how you can help!

[EXPLOSION].
Exclusive.
[MUSIC].
Oh.
Hi.
I'm Kurt Russell.
You know 25.75 years Quincy Jones gathered
together an amazing
group of artists to create and record We
Are the World.
Well this Winter, another group of people,
a group of some
of this country's finest comedians got
together, and recorded a new version.
Now the sales from this new, terrible
version of an already
not that great song, will benefit the LA
Regional Food Bank.
Giving hungry families what they need to
survive this holiday season.
Now I wanna stress that these are not
singers and this does not sound good at
all.
In fact, a lot of it's just horrible.
But please go to comedydeathray.com and
find out what you can do to help.
And remember, laughter is the best
medicine, but food is the best food.
Thank you.
[MUSIC].

> There comes a time when we heed a
certain call.

> When the world must come together as
one.

> There are people dying.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

> Oh and it's time to lend a hand to
life.

> The greatest gift of all.

> We can't go on pretending day by day.

> That someone somehow will soon make a
change.

> We are all a part of God's crazy
family.

> And the truth, you know love is all we
need.

> We are the world.
We are the children.
We are the ones who make a brighter day,
so let's start giving.

> There's a choice we're making.
We're saving our own lives.

> It's true we make a better day just you
and me.

> We'll send them your heart til they
know that someone cares.
And there lives will be stronger and free.

> As God has shown us by turning to
stones to bread?
And so we all must lend a helping hand.

> We are the world.
We are the children.

> We are the ones who make a brighter day
so let's start giving.

> The choice we're making, we're saving
our own lives.

> It's true we make a better day just you
and me.

> When you're down and out, and there
seems no hope at all.

> But if you just believe there's no way
we can fall.

> Well, well, well.
Let's realize that a change can only come.

> When we stand together as one.

> We're The World.
We are the children.
We are the ones who make a brighter day,
so let's start giving.
There's a choice we're making.

> We make our choices.

> We're saving our own lives.

> We're saving lives, baby.

> It's true we'll make a better day, just
you and me.
We are the world.
We are the children.

> We are the children.

> It doesn't matter what you like if
you're gay,
or straight, it doesn't matter if you have
one leg.

> There's a choice we're making, yeah
we're saving our own lives.
It's true we make a better day, just you
and me.

> We are the world.

> Yes, you and me.
We are the world cause we are you and me.

> We are the world.
We are the children.

> We're not gonna give any money.
We gave our time.
We want you to give some money.

> It's true we make a [INAUDIBLE].

> So I can open up your mind.

> You're a boy, I'm a girl.
Different colors, different brothers.

> [INAUDIBLE]
tomorrow.

> There's a choice we're making.
We're saving our own lives.
It's true, we'll make a better day, just
you and me.

> All the world.

> We are the world.
The world is you and me and as the saying
goes, you are what
you eat, but we can't eat the world cuz
the world's not made of beef.
And the ground is not filet mignon and
chopped meat do not grow on trees.
I've never seen such a scene, it's obscene
for me to see people starving cuz
God's problem is he's too lazy to make a
planet that is made entirely of beef.
A world that toddlers could gnaw on it
with their baby teeth.
And Lady Gaga got this started,she made
that meat dress,
but she can't make a planet of beef all by
herself.
It's too big, if I could I'd rip my heart
out of my chest.
Chew it up and spit it at the starving
kids.

> Hey I'm digging your beats and I'm
digging your
tongue, a lot like my ryhmes, a rump a pum
pum.
Yo I'm no dumb dumb, I come for Christmas,
just like my dick, comes to pissmas.
[INAUDBLE] Fuck Glen Beck, he's got that
dick like Richard Speck.

> Let's talk about the tip of Rudolph's
dick.
It lights the way to his girlfriend's
tits.
Let's kill the hate like Sharon Tate.
I be with your bitch like Larry Tate.
I celebrate all the days.
I be with your bitch like Larry Tate.
Obama got elected in 2008.
He's the Santa Claus of the United States.
[SCREAM].
We are the world.
I celebrate all the days.
I celebrate Easter.
I celebrate Thanksgiving.
I celebrate opening day to spring
training.
You got it Florida, Arizona.
Yes.

> [INAUDIBLE].

> It's true we make a better day just you
and me.
I'm nailing it, but it seems high.
You can pitch it down, right?

> We are the world.

> We are the world.
We are the children.

> They're so small.
We are the ones [INAUDIBLE].

> Everybody knows it's you and me.
It's me and it's you.
And it's also us.
And also them.

> I am you, you are me mother fucker.

> Are we the world?
I just don't know anymore.
But that's my life.
[BLANK_AUDIO]

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