It's the Thanksgiving/Hanukkah movie we've all been waiting for, starring Nick Kroll, Penny Marshall, Fred Willard, Kumail Nanjiani & Fred Melamed.
- November 25, 2013
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Nick Kroll
Actor
Penny Marshall
Actor
Fred Melamed
Actor
Fred Willard
Actor
Kumail Nanjiani
Actor
Dan Klein
Writer
Andy Bush
Director
Funny Or Die
Executive Producer
Caleb Swyers
Editor
Andrée Vermeulen
Actor
Melissa Gould McNeely
Wardrobe Stylist
BoTown Sound
Sound
Betsy Koch
Producer
Funny or Die Movies
ChannelStarring - Nick Kroll, Fred Willard, Penny Marshall, Fred Melamed, Kumail Nanjiani, Andrée Vermeulen & Ann M. Lansing
Written by Dan Klein
Directed by Andrew Bush
Director of Photography- Daniel Levin
1st AC- Rebecca Carpenter
2nd AC - Fernando Zacarias
Gaffer - Derek Vass
Best Boy Electric - Zach Wilcox
Electric - Brody Culbertson
Key Grip - Cameron Bryant
Driver - Jim Boyer
Production Designer - Rachael Ferrara
Art Director - Beth Borwell
Set Decorator- Casey Baker
Hair and Make Up Artist - Brenna Haukedahl & Jenn Osborne
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould McNeely & Kelly Walker
Sound- Shannon Deane for BoTown Sound
1st AD - Matt Mazany
Production Assistants - Ben Parks, Jamal Taylor & Aaron Garcia
Production Coordinator - Ryan Scobey
Editor - Caleb Swyers
Producer - Sean Boyle & Betsy Koch
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November 25, 2013
Male Narrator:
Harvey Rosen loves the holidays.
Female Voice: We're going to have so
much fun with my family tomorrow.
Nick Kroll: Your family?
Male Narrator:
But this season...
♪ [music plays] ♪
Nick Kroll: Thanksgiving and Hanukkah
are on the same day?
Male Narrator: You'll get two
holidays for the price of one.
Fred Willard: Hi!
Penny Marshall: Harvey!
Fred Melamed: How are you?
Female Voice:
Who was that?
Kumail Nanjiani: If anything it feels
more convenient.
Nick Kroll: But my in-laws can't
know that I'm Jewish.
Kumail Nanjiani: Why?
Kumail Nanjiani: They don't already know?
Kumail Nanjiani: I really don't see what
the problem is.
Male Narrator: It's double the
trouble when it comes to
one man's family.
Kumail Nanjiani: Amen!
Penny Marshall: Where are
you going?
Penny Marshall: Harvey!
Nick Kroll: Alright. Something
weird's going on.
Fred Willard: Are those latkes?
Nick Kroll: These? No.
Nick Kroll: These are turkeys.
Tiny turkeys.
Penny Marshall: Why are we sitting
in a garage?
Nick Kroll: Here's the tur...
Nick Kroll: I gotta go!
Male Narrator: He'll do his
best to keep it together,
even if that means keeping
everyone apart.
Nick Kroll: Have you met my in-laws?
They're not Jewish.
Kumail Nanjiani: No, I get what the premise is,
but it just feels like a
Kumail Nanjiani: manufactured conflict.
Nick Kroll: I need to cut the Torah...
the turkey.
Nick Kroll: The Torah's
the turkey!
Fred Willard: Your husband seems
to be very nervous.
Fred Melamed: What are you acting
so crazy about?
[beeping]
Nick Kroll: I keep confusing
two things.
Nick Kroll: Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot!
Nick Kroll: Hot menorah here...
Nick Kroll: I mean pumpkin pie!
Nick Kroll: I mean turkey!
Nick Kroll: I mean a turkey pie!
Penny Marshall: There's something wrong with
the logic in this situation.
Nick Kroll: Coming!
Fred Willard: Is that a yarmulke on
your pilgrim hat?
Fred Willard: Why is he even wearing a
pilgrim hat in the first place.
Male Narrator: Sometimes two
families aren't better than one.
Nick Kroll: First and foremost, we have
to thank the Maccabees.
Fred Willard: Maccabees?
Nick Kroll: Uh, who were--
Fred Willard: Who gives a
Thanksgiving speech?
Nick Kroll: Actually, I have a
better speech right--
Penny Marshall: Religiously, Hanukkah
is not a big deal.
Fred Melamed: Having us here
tonight is idiotic.
Male Narrator: It's actually not
a problem for anyone.
Nick Kroll: Wait, I can be at both
dinners at once.
Nick Kroll: I'll build a dummy of
myself, and then use a
Nick Kroll: remote control to
move it around.
Kumail Nanjiani: Do you know anything
about robotics?
Male Narrator:
Except for this guy.
[Female Voice Off-screen]:
I know you're in there
celebrating Hanukkah
with your parents.
Penny Marshall: Let her in..
Nick Kroll: Shh!
Male Narrator:
It's a made up problem.
[gobbling]
Male Narrator:
Harvey is...
Nick Kroll: Ahh!
Nick Kroll: Gotta go!
Male Narrator:
The Crazy Man.
Fred Willard: Anyway, the next thing
you know it'll be Christmas.
Nick Kroll: Christmas?