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Kevin Costner Rap Song

One man's love for Kevin Costner, Wild Turkey, and Vicodin.

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Categories: Music Parody

Keywords: Kevin Costner rap song Wild Turkey Ross Patterson kevincostner costner wildturkey vicodin drugs rap

Credits: Written/performed/all vocals- Ross Patterson
Directed by- Ivan Victor

Web Series: Web Series: Boobie Tassels And Tangerines Song (1 of 3)

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