Two men at odds over a forbidden love find themselves in a chase through the... more »
Two men at odds over a forbidden love find themselves in a chase through the foggy, snowy, and windy forests of the Cascades. Brought to a head and forced to battle by the unyielding pull of destiny, these men hug and fight to the assumed death. Indeed, it is an epic battle to be remembered throughout timeless time and the ethereal plane where the divine eyes of ghosts watch the dramedies of man played out in full.
Filled with music of magnificent caliber and an ATV chase unprecedented in film history, Forest Rules is sure to leave you feeling wet in the crotch. « less
ALEXANDER BOGLE: Red Helmet, Conceptuator JORDAN ROY: Black Helmet, Conceptuator SCOTT COLE: Time Traveling Ghost, Fake Shemp, Conceptuator JACKIE COLE: Gratuitous Chic, Giver of Jackets to Those Unprepared for the Cold STEPHEN KANE: Technical Guru, Conceptuator