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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Dave Franco & Chris Mintz-Plasse
Directed by Rod Blackhurst & Brian McGinn
Written by - Dave Franco & Hunter Cope
Edited by Brian McGinn
DP - Rod Blackhurst
Producer - Ally Hord
AC - TJ Hellmuth
Gaffer/Key Grip - Aaron Ulrich
Sound - BoTown Sound
Hair/MU - Carleigh Herbert
PA - Stewart Adams
Colorist - Santiago Padilla for NewHat, Los Angeles
Title Art - Jessica Rather
Special Thanks: Tyler Danna, A.J. Rose, Andy Goodman, Max Wong, Sean Hurlburt

[Music Playing]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: You are so hot, I'm gonna smoke weed out of your a*s using a big, bubbling, butt bong, then, I'm gonna get so high after your stinky little butt nuggets [Breathes In] Squeak {Breathes Out]. [Slurps]

Dave Franco: You're so hot, I wanna f**k you Oregon Trail-style. Setting the pace to grueling. Mmm! [Slurps]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: You are so hot, I'm gonna put on one of those old-school Scrooge nightcaps, and sneak into your bedroom at night, and blow you like the ghost of Christmas a*s. [Slurps]

Dave Franco: I wanna name your c**k catness, my a**hole pita, and my mouth Lita Mansworth, only one orifice will survive!

Chris Mintz-Plasse: Oh! I hope it's pita.

Dave Franco: [Slurping]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: You are so fu**ing hot, I wanna smoke bath salts, and [Yelling] EAT YOUR FU**ING D**K OFF!

Dave Franco: That would be a pretty small meal.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Dave Franco: Oh, you are so hot, you could resurrect Mina Sorvino's career.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: Not. Possible.

Dave Franco: [Slurping]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: You are so fu**ing hot, I want you to [Singing] take me down to the pair of d**ks city, where your a*s is red, and your pubes are frizzy. Oh, won't you please make me c*m.

Dave Franco: Hey, look me in the eyes. I got something to say. You are so hot, I wanna inhale you through the glory hole at the nearest truck stop bathroom, and never see you again.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: Aww.

Dave Franco: Inevitably inspiring a Gotye song called [Singing] And now you're just somebody that I used to blow.

Dave Franco Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Singing] Somebody.

Dave Franco: [Slurping]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: What do we do now?

Dave Franco: You know exactly what we need to do now. [Glass Clinks]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: Oh fu**ing bring it you dirty f**k.

Dave Franco: My whole life has been leading to this moment. Here I go, here I come!

[Music Playing]

[Slurping Sound]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: Eh, you know, not bad.

Dave Franco: [Vomiting Noises]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: So worth it.

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