You're So Hot: Part Deux with Dave Franco & Chris Mintz-Plasse

Actor/Writer

Dave Franco

Actor

chrismintzplasse

Director

Rod Blackhurst

Director/Editor

Brian McGinn

Writer

Hunter Cope

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Producer

Ally Hord

Sound

BoTown Sound

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WEBVTT 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:28.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:46.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> You are so hot, I'm gonna smoke weed out of your a*s using a big, bubbling, butt bong, then, I'm gonna get so high after your stinky little butt nuggets [Breathes In] Squeak {Breathes Out]. [Slurps] 00:00:53.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Dave Franco> You're so hot, I wanna f**k you Oregon Trail-style. Setting the pace to grueling. Mmm! [Slurps] 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:18.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> You are so hot, I'm gonna put on one of those old-school Scrooge nightcaps, and sneak into your bedroom at night, and blow you like the ghost of Christmas a*s. [Slurps] 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:29.000 <v Dave Franco> I wanna name your c**k catness, my a**hole pita, and my mouth Lita Mansworth, only one orifice will survive! 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:31.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> Oh! I hope it's pita. 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:33.000 <v Dave Franco> [Slurping] 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:42.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> You are so fu**ing hot, I wanna smoke bath salts, and [Yelling] EAT YOUR FU**ING D**K OFF! 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:45.000 <v Dave Franco> That would be a pretty small meal. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:53.000 <v Dave Franco> Oh, you are so hot, you could resurrect Mina Sorvino's career. 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:55.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> Not. Possible. 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Dave Franco> [Slurping] 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:15.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> You are so fu**ing hot, I want you to [Singing] take me down to the pair of d**ks city, where your a*s is red, and your pubes are frizzy. Oh, won't you please make me c*m. 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:29.000 <v Dave Franco> Hey, look me in the eyes. I got something to say. You are so hot, I wanna inhale you through the glory hole at the nearest truck stop bathroom, and never see you again. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:30.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> Aww. 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:37.000 <v Dave Franco> Inevitably inspiring a Gotye song called [Singing] And now you're just somebody that I used to blow. 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:39.000 <v Dave Franco Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Singing] Somebody. 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:40.000 <v Dave Franco> [Slurping] 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> What do we do now? 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.000 <v Dave Franco> You know exactly what we need to do now. [Glass Clinks] 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:46.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> Oh fu**ing bring it you dirty f**k. 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:50.000 <v Dave Franco> My whole life has been leading to this moment. Here I go, here I come! 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:55.000 [Music Playing] 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:56.000 [Slurping Sound] 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:57.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> Eh, you know, not bad. 00:02:57.000 --> 00:03:00.000 <v Dave Franco> [Vomiting Noises] 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:03.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> So worth it.