The Government Uses Mariah Carey To Control Us During Christmas
"Til death do us part" may come sooner rather than later for rapper Hovey Benjamin and world-famous-supermodel Charlotte McKinney.
- December 20, 2017
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HIMSELF / PERFORMER: Hovey Benjamin
GIRLFRIEND: Charlotte McKinney
DIRECTOR: Veronica Rodriguez
WRITER: Jason Flowers
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
PRODUCER: Veronica Rodriguez
UPM: Jack Bradley
COORDINATOR: Kevin Kinskey
DP: Matt Sweeney
1st AC: Steve Kan
GAFFER: Jay Carey
KEY GRIP: Amy Austin
SWING: Kyle Loughrin
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Carlee Craig
SET DRESSER: Kristen Laffe
HAIR & MAKEUP: Conor Susi
SOUND MIXER: Chris Bennett
POST PRODUCER: Alex Parks
EDITOR: Danielle Billeaux
VFX SUPERVISOR: Bryan Wieder
December 20, 2017
(sweeping romantic music)
- Alfie, this place is beautiful.
What a romantic night you've planned.
- Thank you, world-famous supermodel Charlotte McKinney.
I really wanted tonight to be special.
- Well, you have succeeded, my love.
God, can you believe we've been dating for a year now?
(bubbly electronic music)
- About that.
♪ Hey listen baby, let me talk to you baby ♪
♪ You make me glad you're in my life ♪
♪ I wanna be with you forever ♪
♪ But what's the point when we all gonna die ♪
♪ Earthquakes coming for you, you ♪
♪ Climate change, what you gonna do, do ♪
♪ Trump got his hand on the nukes, no ♪
♪ Watch out for Kim Jong-un ♪
♪ I'm stressing about asteroids too, facts ♪
♪ You know we can't breathe on the moon, facts ♪
♪ You know we can't terraform Mars, facts ♪
♪ What we gonna do without bees ♪
♪ You got me thinking about commitment, forever ♪
♪ All I wanna do is give you my name, Hovey, yah ♪
♪ But it's really, really hard to plan a wedding, baby ♪
♪ When the world is engulfed in flames, flames, facts ♪
♪ Even if we do defeat ISIS, ISIS ♪
♪ Gonna die from a global virus, virus ♪
♪ Gonna drown when the sea level rises, rises ♪
♪ Lose our money in a fire, natural crisis, crisis, ♪
♪ Robots are taking our jobs, jobs ♪
♪ Advertisers know where you live, live ♪
♪ Super volcanoes are real, damn ♪
♪ I just read a thing about bats ♪
♪ Apparently we, like, really need bats to survive ♪
♪ Like the guano or bacteria is good or something ♪
♪ Sounds kinda batshit to me ♪