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Starring: Martin Starr
Director/Concept by: Natalie Morales
Editor/Producer: Mars Rising
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Producer: Bette Bentley
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Production Design: Tricia Robertson
PA: Cole Macfarlane
Makeup By: Leigh Schwartz
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Published February 09, 2014

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TO NORA.

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6TH OF DECEMBER, 1909, DUBLIN.

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I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WEAR DRAWERS WITH 3 OR 4 FRILLS.

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ONE OVER THE OTHER, AT THE KNEES, AND UP THE THIGHS.

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AND GREAT CRIMSON BOWS IN THEM.

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SO THAT WHEN I BEND DOWN OVER YOU, TO OPEN THEM,

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AND GIVE YOU A BURNING, LUSTFUL KISS

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ON YOUR NAUGHTY BEAR BUM.

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I CAN SMELL THE PERFUME OF YOUR DRAWERS, AS

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WELL AS THE WARM ORDER OF YOUR CUNT, AND

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THE HEAVY SMELL OF YOUR BEHIND.

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THE SMALLEST THINGS GIVE ME A GREAT COCK STAND.

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A WHORISH MOVEMENT OF YOUR MOUTH.

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A LITTLE BROWN STAIN ON THE SEAT OF YOUR WHITE DRAWERS.

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A SUDDEN DIRTY WORD SPUTTERED OUT BY YOUR WET LIPS.

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A SUDDEN IMMODEST NOISE MADE BY YOU,

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BEHIND.

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AND THEN A BAD SMELL, SLOWLY CURLING UP

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OUT OF YOUR BACKSIDE.

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AT SUCH MOMENTS, I FEEL MAD TO DO IT, AND

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SOME FILTHY WAY TO FEEL YOUR HOT,

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LECHEROUS LIPS SUCKING AWAY AT ME, TO FUCK

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BETWEEN YOUR TWO, ROSY TIPPED BUBBIES.

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TO CUM ON YOUR FACE, AND SQUIRT IT OVER

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YOUR HOT CHEEKS AND EYES.

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TO STICK IT BETWEEN THE CHEEKS OF YOUR RUMP,

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AND BUGGER YOU.

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[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

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I HOPE YOU GOT MY TELEGRAM,

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AND UNDERSTOOD IT.

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GOOD BYE, MY DARLING, WHO I'M TRYING TO DEPRAVE, AND DEGRADE.

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HOW ON GOD'S EARTH CAN YOU POSSIBLY LOVE A THING LIKE ME?

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OH, I AM ANXIOUS TO GET YOUR REPLY DARLING.

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JIM.

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