The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie! from FOD Team
The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie!
Funny or Die's first ever web only mini-movie, "The Smallest Co%k in Porn: The Don Dolmes Story" is a mockumentary that spoofs the legend of John Holmes.

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Funny or Die Picks

 
Richard Pryor: "A Black President Someday" from Daisycutter
Richard Pryor: "A Black President Someday"
(3:48) Excerpt from a rare recording of Richard Pryor's Stand U...
 
Action 5 News from MarkandAri
Action 5 News
(2:40) This is the Greater Metro Valley's number #1, and only, news source. Action 5 News!
 
Bear Hockey League from That Happened!
Bear Hockey League
(2:09) Real Bears. Real Hockey. Let The Awe Commence
 
Too Fast (Jon Lajoie) from Jon Lajoie
Too Fast (Jon Lajoie) English Video from Canada
(2:42) A song about a little flaw that I have. www.jonlajoie.com
 
Passing Off Opinions from BigTrain
Passing Off Opinions
(1:51) Never pass off another person's opinion as your own... OR ELSE.
 
Roomba Driver from That Happened!
Roomba Driver
(0:46) Excuse Me, Do You Have A License To Operate That Vehicle?
 
VARIETY WRITERS SLING THE SLANGUAGE from FOD Team
VARIETY WRITERS SLING THE SLANGUAGE
(2:07) Writer's meeting at Variety.
 
Perverts Spy on Hot Girl from FOD Team
Perverts Spy on Hot Girl
(2:13) Morris, Gelman, and Huskey catch each other stalking.

User Picks

 
Makin' Music with John Mayer from John Mayer, Judd Apatow, Kristen Bell, GerryBednob, Ian Roberts, and Cohen/O'Brien
Makin' Music with John Mayer
(3:05) John Mayer takes YOU behind the scenes of his song-writi...
 
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 3 of 5 from Angry Pickle Productions
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 3 of 5
(0:29) Here's some trailers for Twilight that didn't quite get ...
 
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 2 of 5 from Angry Pickle Productions
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 2 of 5
(0:31) Here's some trailers for Twilight that didn't quite get ...
 
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 1 of 5 from Angry Pickle Productions
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 1 of 5
(0:31) Here's some trailers for Twilight that didn't quite get ...
 
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 4 of 5 from Angry Pickle Productions
Twilight Alternate Trailers - 4 of 5
(0:31) Here's some trailers for Twilight that didn't quite get ...
 
Jon Lajoie:  Bootlegs & B-Sides from Jon Lajoie
Jon Lajoie: Bootlegs & B-Sides English Video from Canada
(5:27) Unreleased material by Jon Lajoie.
 
BA-L-ACK OBAMA from jordancarlos
BA-L-ACK OBAMA
(2:30) Obama is awesome and Black and he's out to prove it.
 
Night Man from velcrocity
Night Man
(1:44) Charlie unleashes his inner Bob Dylan.

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""I know I don't look anything like my picture....Neither do you...now get in the car!""
"FOD wont miss your stupid captions,I'll get you a damn T-shirt in Hawaii,lets go !!!!"
""Noooo Dad....I type it in and she does whatever I say...WHATEVER I SAY!!!""
"A deal's a deal, and you said that if you didn't have a girlfriend by 22, then I'd get your kidney...now pay up!"
"As Johnny quickly discovered, Uncle Bob's "pull my finger" ploy recently escalated to a ridiculously new level."
"Sure is fun to actually confront the guy who stole your identity."
"Verizon fires workers over Obama breach"
""No, Father John, I have alter boy duty on Sunday. I can't go to the retreat with you this weekend!""
""If this was "The Sims" I'd be kicking your ass right about now!""
"Listen! We BOTH have to spend an entire week on vacation without internet porn! Now shut up and get in the car or we're screwed!"
""I know I don't look anything like my picture....Neither do you...now get in the car!""
                     
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