UPDATED: White Diamonds Commercial!

Description: Why do they keep playing those White Diamonds commercials, 20 years after it was shot? We get it, she WAS sexy back in the day...but not anymore? And I doubt spraying that over-priced perfume transforms women to look 20 years younger! Here's an updated version! PS. I want to work/intern for FunnyorDie in LA! I would get coffee, buy tampons, run errands, manage purchase orders, clip toe nails, and be subject to constant ridicule and waterboarding! I'm a UCB grad too. holler