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Published April 20, 2014 20k views More Info »
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Published April 20, 2014

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

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(VANESSA): TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY.
KOBE, TELL'EM WHAT DAY IT IS.

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TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I CELEBRATE
SCORING 81 POINTS ON

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THAT PUNK ASS TORONTO RAPTORS TEAM.

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REMEMBER THAT BABY?

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IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY.

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(CHILDREN PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND)

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OH YEAH, SO UM...

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-GIANNA.
-GIAN-- I KNEW THAT. I KNEW THAT.

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MOMBA DOESN'T FORGET.
YA HERE THAT OKC?

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CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU DAD?

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YEAH, SURE.

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I BROUGHT YOU SOME PIZZA DADDY.

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YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIRTLESS PIG,
OF HIM AND THE WHITE BITCHES

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FROM THE OLYMPICS?

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MM-HMM.

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BASKETBALL?

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BASKETBALL.

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BASKETBALL?

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BASKETBALL. (GIGGLES)

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BASKETBALL, BASKETBALL...

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DADDY COME PLAY WITH US.

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UH, SORRY. MOMBA CAN'T PLAY.

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LEBRON PLAYS WITH HIS KIDS.

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LET'S PLAY SOME FUCKING GAMES.

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(MACHINE GUN SOUNDS)

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(MOTORCYCLE REVING)

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HEY DAD.

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YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME BASKETBALL?

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...BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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WOO!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA. I LOVE YOU.

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HERE YOU GO.

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(VANESSA): AT FIRST KOBE DIDN'T LIKE THE
IDEA OF ME GETTING A PIÑATA

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BECAUSE IT'S TOO MEXICAN...

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET LEBRON. MOST
VALUABLE PIÑATA.

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HOW MANY RINGS YOU GOT?

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HOW MANY RINGS YOU GOT?

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MOST VALUABLE PUNK.

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(BOXING BELL RINGS)

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(REPORTER): KOBE, TALK ABOUT THE PIÑATA. WHAT ABOUT THE PIÑATA?

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AH, MAN, THAT A--
THAT PIÑATA'S OVERRATED.

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I THINK WE GOTTA GET THAT PIÑATA
TESTED. I DON'T KNOW

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HOW MUCH CANDY WAS IN IT.

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(REPORTER): SO KOBE, TELL US
ABOUT THE PARTY.

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UH, I MEAN, AS A FAMILY WE JUST
DIDN'T EXECUTE TODAY.

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NATALIA WENT 0 FOR 4 WITH AIR HOCKEY.

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YOU KNOW, WE'LL REBOUND WITH
THE NEXT BIRTHDAY.

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NO MORE QUESTIONS.

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YOU GOT ONE RING? I GOT FIVE!

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I HURT MYSELF. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

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WHY'D YOU DO THIS TO ME?

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OH, GOD.

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