Call Me Doctor with Rachel Bilson

Actor

Rachel Bilson

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Wilson Bethel

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WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.000 [inaudible] one oh two, take two. 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.000 [Bell Ringing] 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:12.000 We're rolling. All right, Rachel, you ready? And, action! 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:19.000 [Laughing] 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:20.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:29.000 You said I don't look like a what? Like a real doctor? A real doctor wouldn't dress like me, wouldn't act like me, wouldn't look like me? Aw, hell naw! 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:35.000 Lab coat, Dolce. Clip board, Prada. Vera Wang short shorts, name tag, doctor. 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:40.000 C-Dub bi**hes what the fu** you expect? Call me doctor. Stethoscope hangin' round my neck. 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:46.000 Stethoscope hangin' round my neck. Same chick, new sh**, new show full clip. Fresh dip, new kicks, only Jimmy Choo's, bi**h! 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:51.000 Been a little while, but I'm back again. Summer Roberts back up on the track again. 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:57.000 Pissed about the OC, Ben and Brody deuces! Did a couple movies, drank a couple juices! 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:03.000 Still they comin' at me like where you been? You should be askin' Mischa Barton. 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:08.000 Critics talkin' sh** about my actin'. Nice chick schtick ain't happenin'. 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:14.000 Who be bloggin' on the internet, jealous trick, suck a tit. Get a pap smear with an oven mitt, bi**h! 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:25.000 Too hot give your man a tent in his trousers. Stylin' so all the critics want to doubt her. And I'm unbelievable? Check your web browser. Haters get two words Doogie Howser. 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:30.000 Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc? 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:35.000 Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:36.000 The doctor will see you. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:45.000 Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc? Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.000 The doctor will see you. 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:53.000 I'm an innovator, a resuscitator, you only part dead, pass the defibrillator. 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.000 Clear! 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:55.000 I'm a monster. 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:56.000 Clear! 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:58.000 I go ham! Jay and Yay can keep the throne, cause I don't give a damn! 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:59.000 Thank you! 0:01:59.000 --> 00:02:05.000 Every other month on the cover of magazine. Periodical front and center with a pouty mouth. 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:10.000 Still they pounce me, comin' out my house. Paparazzi flashing out. Pop! Pop! When my gat comes out. 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:15.000 Little bitty actresses tryin' to get they as*es kissed. Make me wanna slap a bi**h. Put 'em on a black list. 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:21.000 Five foot nothin'. Flow like Cam'ron. If Natalie get mad at me, remind her who the Black Swan. 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:27.000 Fu** the Emmy's. Fu** the fame. Just addicted to the money and the game. 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:32.000 So, when you see us doin' eighty in the Prius full tint, Lewie print, what's my motherfu**in' name? 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:37.000 Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc? 00:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.000 Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:43.000 The doctor will see you. 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:49.000 Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up doc? 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:52.000 Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:54.000 The doctor will see you.