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Published January 18, 2012 710k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Additional Credits:
Starring Rachel "Thug Lite" Bilson
Also featuring: Wilson Bethel & Scott Porter
Written by: Wilson Bethel
Directed by: Dugan O'Neal
Cinematographer: David Myrick
Music: Chuck Wild
Editor: Arianna Tomasettig
Producers: Wilson Bethel/Jason Baum/Hilary Kinzler
Hair: Candice Burns
Make-up: Bethany McCarty
18,062 Funny Votes
3,913 Die Votes
710,206 Views
Published January 18, 2012

[inaudible] one oh two, take two.

[Bell Ringing]

We're rolling. All right, Rachel, you ready? And, action!

[Laughing]

[Music Playing]

You said I don't look like a what? Like a real doctor? A real doctor wouldn't dress like me, wouldn't act like me, wouldn't look like me? Aw, hell naw!

Lab coat, Dolce. Clip board, Prada. Vera Wang short shorts, name tag, doctor.

C-Dub bi**hes what the fu** you expect? Call me doctor. Stethoscope hangin' round my neck.

Stethoscope hangin' round my neck. Same chick, new sh**, new show full clip. Fresh dip, new kicks, only Jimmy Choo's, bi**h!

Been a little while, but I'm back again. Summer Roberts back up on the track again.

Pissed about the OC, Ben and Brody deuces! Did a couple movies, drank a couple juices!

Still they comin' at me like where you been? You should be askin' Mischa Barton.

Critics talkin' sh** about my actin'. Nice chick schtick ain't happenin'.

Who be bloggin' on the internet, jealous trick, suck a tit. Get a pap smear with an oven mitt, bi**h!

Too hot give your man a tent in his trousers. Stylin' so all the critics want to doubt her. And I'm unbelievable? Check your web browser. Haters get two words Doogie Howser.

Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc?

Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?

The doctor will see you.

Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc? Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?

The doctor will see you.

I'm an innovator, a resuscitator, you only part dead, pass the defibrillator.

Clear!

I'm a monster.

Clear!

I go ham! Jay and Yay can keep the throne, cause I don't give a damn!

Thank you!

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Every other month on the cover of magazine. Periodical front and center with a pouty mouth.

Still they pounce me, comin' out my house. Paparazzi flashing out. Pop! Pop! When my gat comes out.

Little bitty actresses tryin' to get they as*es kissed. Make me wanna slap a bi**h. Put 'em on a black list.

Five foot nothin'. Flow like Cam'ron. If Natalie get mad at me, remind her who the Black Swan.

Fu** the Emmy's. Fu** the fame. Just addicted to the money and the game.

So, when you see us doin' eighty in the Prius full tint, Lewie print, what's my motherfu**in' name?

Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc?

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Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?

The doctor will see you.

Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up doc?

Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?

The doctor will see you.

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