Call Me Doctor with Rachel Bilson
Rachel Bilson raps. If you don't know, now you know! Like the song, download it here: http://www.facebook.com/StrongMedicine
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Rachel Bilson
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Wilson Bethel
Additional Credits:
Starring Rachel "Thug Lite" Bilson
Also featuring: Wilson Bethel & Scott Porter
Written by: Wilson Bethel
Directed by: Dugan O'Neal
Cinematographer: David Myrick
Music: Chuck Wild
Editor: Arianna Tomasettig
Producers: Wilson Bethel/Jason Baum/Hilary Kinzler
Hair: Candice Burns
Make-up: Bethany McCarty
Starring Rachel "Thug Lite" Bilson
Also featuring: Wilson Bethel & Scott Porter
Written by: Wilson Bethel
Directed by: Dugan O'Neal
Cinematographer: David Myrick
Music: Chuck Wild
Editor: Arianna Tomasettig
Producers: Wilson Bethel/Jason Baum/Hilary Kinzler
Hair: Candice Burns
Make-up: Bethany McCarty
Added over 1 year ago
15774 funny votes
2883 die votes
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Rachel Bilson raps. If you don't know, now you know! Like the song, download it here: http://www.facebook.com/StrongMedicine
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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[inaudible] one oh two, take two.
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[Bell Ringing]
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We're rolling. All right, Rachel, you ready? And, action!
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[Laughing]
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You said I don't look like a what? Like a real doctor? A real doctor wouldn't dress like me, wouldn't act like me, wouldn't look like me? Aw, hell naw!
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Lab coat, Dolce. Clip board, Prada. Vera Wang short shorts, name tag, doctor.
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C-Dub bi**hes what the fu** you expect? Call me doctor. Stethoscope hangin' round my neck.
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Stethoscope hangin' round my neck. Same chick, new sh**, new show full clip. Fresh dip, new kicks, only Jimmy Choo's, bi**h!
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Been a little while, but I'm back again. Summer Roberts back up on the track again.
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Pissed about the OC, Ben and Brody deuces! Did a couple movies, drank a couple juices!
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Still they comin' at me like where you been? You should be askin' Mischa Barton.
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Critics talkin' sh** about my actin'. Nice chick schtick ain't happenin'.
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Who be bloggin' on the internet, jealous trick, suck a tit. Get a pap smear with an oven mitt, bi**h!
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Too hot give your man a tent in his trousers. Stylin' so all the critics want to doubt her. And I'm unbelievable? Check your web browser. Haters get two words Doogie Howser.
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Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc?
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Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?
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The doctor will see you.
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Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc? Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?
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The doctor will see you.
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I'm an innovator, a resuscitator, you only part dead, pass the defibrillator.
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Clear!
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I'm a monster.
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Clear!
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I go ham! Jay and Yay can keep the throne, cause I don't give a damn!
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Thank you!
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Every other month on the cover of magazine. Periodical front and center with a pouty mouth.
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Still they pounce me, comin' out my house. Paparazzi flashing out. Pop! Pop! When my gat comes out.
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Little bitty actresses tryin' to get they as*es kissed. Make me wanna slap a bi**h. Put 'em on a black list.
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Five foot nothin'. Flow like Cam'ron. If Natalie get mad at me, remind her who the Black Swan.
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Fu** the Emmy's. Fu** the fame. Just addicted to the money and the game.
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So, when you see us doin' eighty in the Prius full tint, Lewie print, what's my motherfu**in' name?
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Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up, doc?
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Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?
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The doctor will see you.
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Call me doctor. What's up, doc? Wh-what's up, doc? Eh, what's up doc?
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Call me doctor. Eh, what's up, doc? Wh-wh-what's up, doc?
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The doctor will see you.
Funny or Die Exclusives
- Too Funny!!!
- love this entire cast! this was absolutely hilarious
- Is this a sales pitch for a new show on FOX?
- Tough choice between this and Natalie Portman's rap...The only way to decide is with more videos :D
- :DDD
- This is hilarious! I love Rachel. She's a bad ass! Love it!
- best ever~~~!!!
- OMG that's hilarious!
- seriously I have met Rachel three times, and I am not surprised at all. She is freaking amazing!!!!!! I cant stop watching this!!
- LOVE THIS! too funny!!! she's the besttt
- This is too funny!
- This was so funny! Rachel Bilson is an amazing talented actress!! I love her!
- almost die laughing!!!!
- This was awesome. Great job Wilson and Rachel!
- So funny..good for her! I love her on Hart of Dixie.
- nope.
- im sorry but not funny at all i think ths could of been done with alittle more taste than that sorry:(
- I LOVE her, she's my hero =)
- Damn, Wilson Bethel is not the only southern bad-ass on the show now. :)
- I love Rachel Bilson! So funny
- I Need this on my ipod right now!
- This girl can rap!!! Lol.
- this if funny as hell!!
- LMAO! Yeah boiii! Def wearing my Vera Wang shorts to work! You only part dead, pass the defibrillator!
- awesome!!
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