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Mall Cops

A crazy day in the life of two mall cops.

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Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: mall cops A Crazy Day in the life of Ross Patterson rossangeles Clayne Crawford cops guns

Credits: Written by and starring Ross Patterson and Clayne Crawford. Directed and cub by Ivan Victor. Camera by Leone Marucci/Roy Kurtluya.

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CoolJohnnyKuhel

Mall Cops are funny people in a funny people and yet they can't really laugh at themselves. What's up with that?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/71f557c611

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jawnee

jawnee

POWER hungry mall cops!

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evan_carrigan

its good,, great job

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BobJakeMcManus

enjoy the day!

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buttfaceandadam

buttfaceandadam

Excellent choice using the Rage song in the intro. Funny stuff.

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WebCred

WebCred

good one

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grandmabro

grandmabro

Love this video!!!! Sums up every mall cop I’ve ever seen!

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danwyn

danwyn

Is this the sketch that Seth Rogen and Kevin James are making into a movie? These dudes must have got paid!! It’s funny, I’ll give you that.

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Gak

Gak

Easy money..

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basks10

basks10

Sweet, where do I apply?

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