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Zach stopped in at the student center during the tour.
Published May 19, 2008 310k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Zach Galifianakis, OSU kids, and if you can see them Andrea Savage and Demetri Martin
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Published May 19, 2008

Zach Galifianakis: Do you ladies mind if I have a seat?
College Girl: Sure.
Zach Galifianakis: Ah. Take a load off.
Zach Galifianakis: Are you done with that?
College Girl: Yes, I am.
Zach Galifianakis: You guys know of a good party tonight?
Zach Galifianakis: Good tomatoes.
Zach Galifianakis: You know, I'm not homeless. I'm just eccentric. I'm not homeless or crazy. I'm just eccentric. Some good tomatoes. Cherry tomatoes I find are the best type of tomatoes.
Zach Galifianakis: How are you doing? Do you know of any good parties tonight?
Janitor: Huh?
Zach Galifianakis: Do you know of any good parties tonight?
Janitor: I don't go to parties. I'm a state employee, I'm not a student.
Zach Galifianakis: Oh. Maybe a way to meet, gotta be a way to meet some co-eds. Free seat over here!
College Student: I'm going to sit by myself.
Zach Galifianakis: Okay. I can't, it's hard to make friends at these universities.
[Music Playing]
Zach Galifianakis: All right, that was pretty good, right?
Demetri Martin: What did you do?

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