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Zach stopped in at the student center during the tour.
Published May 19, 2008 300k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Zach Galifianakis, OSU kids, and if you can see them Andrea Savage and Demetri Martin
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Published May 19, 2008

Zach Galifianakis: Do you ladies mind if I have a seat?

College Girl: Sure.

Zach Galifianakis: Ah. Take a load off.

Zach Galifianakis: Are you done with that?

College Girl: Yes, I am.

Zach Galifianakis: You guys know of a good party tonight?

Zach Galifianakis: Good tomatoes.

Zach Galifianakis: You know, I'm not homeless. I'm just eccentric. I'm not homeless or crazy. I'm just eccentric. Some good tomatoes. Cherry tomatoes I find are the best type of tomatoes.

Zach Galifianakis: How are you doing? Do you know of any good parties tonight?

Janitor: Huh?

Zach Galifianakis: Do you know of any good parties tonight?

Janitor: I don't go to parties. I'm a state employee, I'm not a student.

Zach Galifianakis: Oh. Maybe a way to meet, gotta be a way to meet some co-eds. Free seat over here!

College Student: I'm going to sit by myself.

Zach Galifianakis: Okay. I can't, it's hard to make friends at these universities.

[Music Playing]

Zach Galifianakis: All right, that was pretty good, right?

Demetri Martin: What did you do?

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