'Inside Hollywood's Pooper' takes you inside Judd Apatow's 'This is 40'
Published December 16, 2012 1.2m views Immortal More Info »
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Starring Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, Judd Apatow, John Lithgow and Megan Fox

[music]
Robert Smigel: I've always liked to
follow your career,
Robert Smigel: because I love knowing what
movies Zach Galifianakis
Robert Smigel: turned down.
Robert Smigel: Lets be honest. You're like
the 4th guy they call.
Robert Smigel: Right? I mean, when you
can't get Will Ferrell,
Robert Smigel: or Carell, or Zach, then you
call Paul Rudd, and you
Robert Smigel: say, "Paul, do you have
Danny McBride's phone number?"
Robert Smigel: You're a legend. You've done
so many great work on
Robert Smigel: 3rd Rock from the Sun, ran for
many years. You played
Robert Smigel: an extraterrestrial.
John Lithgow: That's right.
Robert Smigel: John, the show's been
over for 10 years.
Robert Smigel: You can take off
the make-up.
Robert Smigel: (laughing) You see, because he's
freaking looking good.
Robert Smigel: I can see why Judd wants
you, you know.
Robert Smigel: You're a great actor,
and at the premiere, they
Robert Smigel: can project the movie
on your forehead.
[John laughs]
Robert Smigel: You're not only funny,
but you're an incredible
Robert Smigel: actress. You really are.
Not just in Funny People,
Robert Smigel: but I'm sure in bed when you're
pretending to enjoy sex with Judd.
Robert Smigel: Okay, this is big. I've got
the director here, Judd Apatow.
Robert Smigel: Now just to get this right,
because I hear it
Robert Smigel: both ways, is it pronounced
Ap-a-tow, or Crap-a-tow?
Robert Smigel: You were in
"I Love You, Man"
Robert Smigel: That's did pretty well.
Paul Rudd: Yeah, that
was alright.
Robert Smigel: That was a
bromance.
Paul Rudd: Yeah. It's been
described as such.
Robert Smigel: Yes, I saw that. It was so boring
I wanted to bro, my brains out.
Robert Smigel: (laughs) See?
Robert Smigel: Ah, I have a
beautiful mind.
Robert Smigel: No, seriously, your favorite
movies that you've done.
Robert Smigel: That you've done.
Robert Smigel: This one now.
Leslie Mann: This one now,
and Knocked Up.
Robert Smigel: And Knocked Up.
Robert Smigel: See, it's not that she's
biased, because they're
Robert Smigel: Judd's, her husband's movies.
Robert Smigel: Honestly, if you've seen her
other movies, you know
Robert Smigel: they suck.
Robert Smigel: It's called This Is 40, right
on the hairs of your
Robert Smigel: last movie which was not called,
This Is 40 Minutes Too Long.
Judd Apatow: Yes.
Robert Smigel: And you call that movie your
love letter to stand-up.
Robert Smigel: Correct?
Judd Apatow: I'm afraid so.
Robert Smigel: I tend to disagree.
I think your love letter
Robert Smigel: to stand-up was when you
stopped doing stand-up.
Robert Smigel: This is something
people don't know.
Robert Smigel: You've written, John
Lithgow has written
Robert Smigel: many, many children's
books.
John Lithgow: That's right.
Robert Smigel: Amazing. That makes you
twice as creepy.
Robert Smigel: Tell me, is this a spin-off
of Knocked Up, or
Robert Smigel: is it the 5th and 6th hours
of Funny People?
Robert Smigel: How long is this one going
to be? Because you know,
Robert Smigel: let me tell you something,
I heard the new version
Robert Smigel: of Final Cut has a feature
that allows you to edit
Robert Smigel: things out of a movie.
You should try it.
Robert Smigel: Just consider it.
Judd Apatow: You wouldn't want to waste
the film once you've shot it.
Robert Smigel: I know. He's such a
good Jewish boy.
Robert Smigel: He's a member of the clean
plate club of film as it were.
Robert Smigel: I'm here with the
stunning Megan Fox.
Robert Smigel: Right now. Right here.
Look at you.
Robert Smigel: You're so life like.
It's incredible.
Megan Fox: Thank you.
Robert Smigel: So beautiful. I must confess,
right off the bat,
Robert Smigel: full disclosure, I have an
erection if you want to see.
Megan Fox: I don't.
That's okay.
Robert Smigel: It's okay.
You don't...
Megan Fox: You have a love stick
out. I see.
Robert Smigel: It's an erection.
Megan Fox: It happens.
Robert Smigel: It happens. You've seen
it, you know.
Robert Smigel: The woman love Paul Rudd.
Let's not kid ourselves.
Robert Smigel: You're handsome.
You're non-threatening.
Robert Smigel: You're only slightly taller
than their vibrators.
Robert Smigel: We are witnessing the
process right now.
Robert Smigel: Judd Apatow is studying
the scene, and
Robert Smigel: assessing what
it needs.
Robert Smigel: A dick joke, or
a balls joke.
Robert Smigel: So give me a
little bit.
Robert Smigel: Na-noo. Na-noo.
Robert Smigel: Do it for me.
Na-noo. Na-noo.
John Lithgow: No-no, that's
not 3rd Rock.
Robert Smigel: Yes it is. Na-noo.
Na-noo. Na-noo!
John Lithgow: That's Mork
and Mindy.
Robert Smigel: Who?
John Lithgow: Robin Williams
said that.
Robert Smigel: Ah, that's such a cop out.
That's exactly what
Robert Smigel: William Shatner said.
Come on.
Robert Smigel: Na-noo. Na-noo. Do it.
John Lithgow: No, no.
Robert Smigel: Na-noo! Na-noo!
John Lithgow: Na-noo. Na-noo.
Robert Smigel: Na-noo! Na-noo!
John Lithgow: Na-noo. Na-noo.
Robert Smigel: You like to do things
that shock people right?
Robert Smigel: Like for example,
calling yourself an actress.
Megan Fox: Right.
Megan Fox: That was what I
was going for.
Robert Smigel: Exactly.
Megan Fox: Shock value.
Robert Smigel: Shock value.
Megan Fox: You're not as nice
as my rottweiler.
Robert Smigel: (laughs) Alright.
Robert Smigel: I-It's what I do.
Megan Fox: And you have
to do it.
Robert Smigel: God put me on this
planet to hurt people.
Megan Fox: I understand.
Right.
Robert Smigel: And help people by
hurting people.
Megan Fox: I feel that I've
been helped. So...
Robert Smigel: No-no. You're supposed
to be hurt.
Robert Smigel: So that others
can be hurt.
Megan Fox: Oh. Okay.
Robert Smigel: They feel better
about themselves--
Megan Fox: From hurting?
Robert Smigel: --And then they feel good,
because you laugh
Robert Smigel: at yourself.
Megan Fox: Right. Right.
Robert Smigel: I'm so full of shit.
Robert Smigel: Anyway (laughs).
Robert Smigel: Let me ask you
a question.
Robert Smigel: When you saw Albert Brooks'
hairy knuckles, did you
Robert Smigel: think you were doing the sequel
to Harry and the Hendersons?
Leslie Mann: [laughs]
Robert Smigel: Now that was a movie.
Robert Smigel: You're a big success,
honestly, all the money
Robert Smigel: you have, and you still
kept that face.
Robert Smigel: You could do anything to
improve it, like, cover it
Robert Smigel: up with money.
Robert Smigel: I like your beard
very much.
Judd Apatow: Thank you.
Robert Smigel: But enough about
Leslie Mann. Boom!
Robert Smigel: You see, because he's
a homosexual.
Robert Smigel: Everyone's a homosexual.
Robert Smigel: No, seriously, is this a
beard, or just something
Robert Smigel: left over from kissing
Garry Shandling's ass?
Judd Apatow: It is leftover.
Robert Smigel: He has a hairy one.
We all know that.
[music]

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