Game of Thrones has a brand new spin-off! It ain't easy being a single mother of dragons, and this new reality show proves it!
Published March 27, 2013 470k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Brea Grant
Featuring: Johnny Meeks, Meiano Mendoza, Ryan Maharry, Blake Nelson & Joel Spence
Director -Alex Fernie
Writer - Deborah Tarica
Producer - Jason Carden
Production Coordinator - Hans Sahni
DP - Luca Del Puppo
Editor – Caleb Swyers
AC - Ray Lee
Elec/Op - Nilo Zimmermann
Gaffer - Stephen Chang
Production Designer - Jocelyn Borys
Wardrobe - Melissa Gould McNeely
Hair/MU - Ashley Ann Harris
Sound - Shannon Deane for Bo Town Sound
PA - Parker Seamen & Matt Sweeney
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Published: March 27, 2013

Male Voice: Exclusive.
[Game of Thrones Theme Music]
Narrator: Winter is coming,
to Orange County.
This season on TLC's
Where Are My Dragons.
Brea Grant: Dragons!
Breakfast is ready!
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?
Brea Grant: Your [beep] horse hearts
are getting cold!
Brea Grant: People think it's easy
being the single mother
Brea Grant: of 3 dragons.
Brea Grant: Well, it ain't.
Narrator: Daenerys finds trouble
at the dragon's school.
Johnny Meeks: This can't keep happening.
Johnny Meeks: They can't just immolate a
teacher whenever they don't
Johnny Meeks: like a grade on a test.
Brea Grant: I said,
Brea Grant: I'll talk to them.
Johnny Meeks: Your children are
out of control.
Brea Grant: I don't have to
take this.
Brea Grant: We're leaving!
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?
Johnny Meeks: Civics class.
Brea Grant: What room is
that in?
Brea Grant: Sure, when things have
gotten tough, I've thought
Brea Grant: about taking off, or locking
them in a giant, empty vault,
Brea Grant: but a mother does not flea
without her children.
Narrator: And tensions rise
like the Westeros sun
over the basketball court.
Brea Grant: Who is watching
these children?
Deborah Tarica: Hey, it's just
a game.
Deborah Tarica: Lighten up.
Brea Grant: I am a Khaleesi
of the Dothraki.
Brea Grant: Nothing is a
game to us.
Brea Grant: I'm so mad, I've got half a mind
to light myself on fire again.
Brea Grant: Where are my
dragons out there?
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?
Ryan Maharry: Hey, get off my
court lady!
Ryan Maharry: Get off my court!
Brea Grant: When my dragons
are grown,
Brea Grant: we will burn this pee wee
basketball court to the ground.
♪ [singing] ♪
[dragon growls]
Narrator: Don't miss
George R.R. Martin's first reality show.
One dysfunctional family,
with a whole lot of wondering
around looking
for dragons.
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?
Brea Grant: Where are my dragons?!
Narrator: Where are my
dragons, coming this Fall
right after White
Walkers and Tiaras.
Only on TLC.

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