Reigning PGA Championship winner Jason Dufner presents all his tips and tricks, on and off the course.
Published March 05, 2015 99k views More Info »
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CAST
Jason Dufner - Jason Dufner
Valet - Jack Bishop, Justin Nijm
Amateur Golfer - Sean Dacanay
Golf Reps - Brian Toombs, Mark Hulderman, Corey Clifford
CREW
Director/Editor - Jack Bishop
Director/Editor- Justin Nijm
Writer - Jack Allison
Producer - Jason Carden
1st AD/Coordinator - Sean Dacanay
DP - Barry G. Elmore
1st AC - Jacqueline Stahl
Cam Op - David Plummer
Gaffer - Dustin Gardener
Key Grip - Christopher Miller
Swing - Matt Sweeney
Wardrobe - Tala Bakhtar
H&MU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Art - Tricia Robertson
Sound - JP Robelot for BoTown Sound
PA - Eleanor Winkler
PA - Becca Scheuer
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Published March 05, 2015

(WIND INSTRUMENT PLAYS)
HEY THERE, THIS IS 3 TIME PGA
TOUR WINNER JASON DUFNER.
I'VE BEEN BRINGING YOU MY
GOLF INSTRUCTION VIDEOS
FOR ALL MY DUFFHEADS
FOR YEARS NOW.
I THOUGHT THAT I COVERED
EVERYTHING THAT I COULD TEACH
YOU ABOUT THE GAME OF GOLF,
BUT YOU GUYS DEMANDED MORE.
AND I DON'T MIND TAKING
MORE OF YOUR MONEY.
THAT'S WHY I'M INTRODUCING
JASON DUFNER'S THAT'S HOW
DUFF DOES IT GOLF INSTRUCTION
VIDEO VOLUME 130.
YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO GOLF
LIKE A PRO WITH LESSONS
ON ADVANCED TECHNIQUES LIKE
HOW TO EAT A TUNA MELT
IN THE CLUB AFTER PLAYING.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO
MAKE SURE YOU USE TWO HANDS.
RAISE IT UP TO YOUR MOUTH,
AND TAKE A BIG BITE.
MAKE SURE YOU CHEW IT, AND
THAT'S HOW DUFF EATS IT.
HOW TO GET YOUR CAR
FROM THE VALET ATTENDANT.
SLOWLY PUT YOUR HAND IN
YOUR POCKET, GRAB THE VALET TICKET
WITH THE TIPS OF YOUR FINGER.
SLOWLY BRING IT OUT, AND
THEN REACH OVER, AND RELEASE RIGHT
INTO THE VALET'S HAND.
THAT'S HOW DUFF DOES IT.
HOW TO MAKE A LATE NIGHT
MEAL WHEN YOU CAN'T SLEEP
AFTER YOUR AMAZING
ROUND OF GOLF.
LIBERALLY SPRINKLE A COUPLE
OF CHIPS ON TO THE PLATE.
GRAB A HANDFUL OF CHEESE
AND PUT THOSE ALL OVER THE PONACHOS.
PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR ONE MINUTE.
(BLEEP)
(BLEEP)
BOOM!
BOOM!
IT'S NACHO TIME.
THAT'S HOW DUFF DOES IT.
HOW TO FALL ASLEEP AFTER
YOUR DELICIOUS PLATE OF LATE
NIGHT NACHOS.
RELAX YOUR EYE MUSCLES,
UNTIL YOUR EYES CLOSE.
CLEAR YOUR MIND.
AND JUST FALL ASLEEP.
(SNORING SOUND)
(SOUND OF CHILDREN GIGGLING)
HOW TO RESPOND TO YOUR
REPRESENTATIVES WHEN
THEY WANT YOU TO MAKE
MORE INSTRUCTIONAL GOLF VIDEOS
BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING
LEFT TO TEACH PEOPLE.
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO USE
YOUR VOCAL CORDS TO FORM THE WORDS.
I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T WE
JUST DO A BUNCH OF VIDEOS THAT
AREN'T EVEN ABOUT GOLF?
I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T WE
JUST DO A BUNCH OF VIDEOS THAT
AREN'T EVEN ABOUT GOLF?
TRUE.
SEE, PERFECT FORM.
THAT'S HOW DUFF DOES IT.
AND EVEN HOW TO INTRODUCE
THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE
NEW SET OF GOLF
INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS.
THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA
DO IS PUT THIS IN REVERSE, AND
GET OUT OF THE FRAME.
THEN YOU'RE GOING TO USE
YOUR LEG MUSCLES TO PRESS
THIS ACCELERATOR TO GET
BACK INTO THE FRAME.
AND MANY MORE USELESS LESSONS.
LIKE HOW TO TELL ANOTHER
GOLFER THAT HE'S NOT VERY GOOD.
I'M SORRY. YOU SUCK.
HOW TO FORWARD YOUR
AUNT A FUNNY VIDEO.
(LAUGHS)
(SOUND OF AN EMAIL SENT)
HOW TO TEXT AN EX-GIRLFRIEND
LATE AT NIGHT TO SEE IF
SHE'S UP AND WANTS TO
HANG OR MAYBE CHAT.
ALL THIS FOR 6 LOW
PAYMENTS OF $59.99 AND YOU TO
CAN LEARN TO PLAY
LIKE DUFF DOES IT.
(SOUND OF NACHOS
BEING CRUNCHED)
(SOUND OF
SWALLOWED FOOD)
(DUFF): MM-HMM.

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