CASH OR A GIFT CARD (A New Christmas Carol by THE SSP)

Description: iTUNES LINK: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/cash-or-a-gift-card-single/id586808655 http://www.thesupersecretproject.com http://www.facebook.com/thesupersecretproject http://www.twitter.com/thessp Lyrics: DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY I'VE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU WANTED TO SEE WHAT YOU COULD GET FOR ME OR WHAT I'D LIKE TO OPEN UP UNDER MY TREE EVERY YEAR IT COMES DOWN TO THIS YOU'RE WAITING ON ME TO PURCHASE GIFTS BUT THIS YEAR I REALLY WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO SEND YOU MY CHRISTMAS LIST PLEASE DON'T GET UPSET BUT JUDGING BY YOUR GIFTS IT'S LIKE WE NEVER MET IT'S A PROBABLY SAFER BET TO TELL YOU PEOPLE WHAT NOT TO GET I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE 'STEAD OF GOING TO THE MALL TO BUY ME THOSE "INTERESTING" CLOTHES: I GOT A BETTER IDEA... HERE'S WHAT I PROPOSE PUT YOUR VISA AWAY, JUST TAKE A PERSONAL DAY INSTEAD OF GIVING ME STUFF I WAS GONNA BUY ANYWAY I DON'T NEED A BETTER, HOLIDAY SWEATER HOW OFTEN DID I WEAR LAST YEAR'S? NEVER HOW BOUT AN ORNAMENT? YEAH NOT SO MUCH YOU MISSED THE BOAT BY A MONTH, THAT'S WHEN MY TREE WENT UP PERHAPS I'M RUNNING LOW ON "SOAP ON A ROPE" LET ME CHECK REAL QUICK.................. NOPE. DON'T GO SHOPPING FOR ME, JUST STAY HOME WITH YOUR KIDS CUZ WHEN I OPEN YOUR GIFTS I'M LIKE HOLY... (night) YOU'VE GOT A TREE TO TRIM, YOU'VE GOT HALLS TO DECK PLUS FINDING A PARKING SPOT IS A PAIN IN THE NECK LET'S MAKE THIS ROUTINE AS EASY AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME, JUST ISN'T LOGICAL BUT IF YOU INSIST-- I WON'T DISAGREE JUST MAKE A CHARITABLE DONATION--- TO ME GET ME CASH OR A GIFT CARD CASH OR A GIFT CARD MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF GET ME CASH OR A GIFT CARD PUT IT IN A BAG, WRAP IT UP NICE OR DON'T, I DON'T CARE AN ENVELOPE WILL SUFFICE... I WANT CASH OR A GIFT CARD CASH OR A GIFT CARD IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS WITH THAT CASH OR A GIFT CARD BRING ME GREAT JOY FILL MY HEART WITH GLEE TIS THE SEASON FOR GIVING SO "PAY IT FORWARD" TO ME THANKFUL FOR ANYTHING THAT I GET HAVEN'T LOST ALL MY XMAS SPIRIT YET BUT IF YOU WRITE A CHECK YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET REGIFTED NO ONE IN MY FAMILY KNOWS I'D REALLY PREFER TO PICK OUT MY OWN CLOTHES SO TO MY UNCLE JOE YOUR GIFTS ARE LIKE THE COLD WIND AND THE COLD WIND BLOWS SO THIS YEAR IF I GET ANOTHER THEMED RED AND GREEN, STRIPED TIE YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHY I JUST PUT THAT SPRIG OF MISTLETOE INTO YOUR EYE IF I HAD MY WAY I'D GET CASH OR A GIFT CARD ON CHRISTMAS DAY THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY... YOUR FRUITCAKE REALLY MAKES THE YULETIDE GAY PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M UNGRATEFUL FOR THIS I ASKED FOR A DVD, THIS IS A LASERDISC ANOTHER FLANNEL SHIRT? WHO AM I? EDDIE VEDDER? I'LL TRY IT ON, AFTER I EAT THIS POINSETTIA A HEARTFELT THANKS FOR THAT SCENTED CANDLE I'LL PUT IT NEXT TO THE OTHER TWELVE ON MY MANTLE MORE PICTURE FRAMES, BOARD GAMES FOR ME! THIS ONE MUST BE GOOD IT SAYS "AS SEEN ON TV" CASH EQUALS MONEY WHICH EQUALS GOOD CHEER. OR JUST CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN, AND BUY ME THE BEER! YOU MIGHT A BIT UNSURE ON WHICH KIND TO BUY THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THE GIFT CARD—IT'S A SURPRISE! YOU CAN SAY I'M JADED AND LACKING CHRISTMAS SPIRIT CUZ I DON'T HAVE A SHAKE WEIGHT OR A SNUGGY ON MY WISHLIST? BAH HUMBUG! TO THAT, THINK BACK, CUZ THE FACT IS WHAT DID EBENEEZER SCROOGE GET BOB CRACHIT? CASH OR A GIFT CARD CASH OR A GIFT CARD THE CHARLES DICKENS VERSION OF CASH OR A GIFT CARD HE GAVE HIM SOME LOOT AND A MEAL ON THE SIDE THEN SCROOGE WAS A HERO! SO TINY TIM DIDN'T DIE! CASH OR A GIFT CARD CASH OR A GIFT CARD EVERYBODY REALLY WANTS CASH OR A GIFT CARD WRITE A HEARTFELT NOTE TO MAKE IT MORE PLEASANT BUT REALLY IT'S BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER PRESENT PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME TICKETS TO SEE BIEBER, BRITNEY OR KENNY G DON'T NEED TO GET A CHIA PET SHIRTS, UNDERWEAR, PANTS DE LA SWEAT NO BODY WASH OR SLIPPER SOCKS THIS NEW EYE IPAD MADE OUT OF GAUZE DO NOT INVEST IN SWEATER VESTS THE ERNEST FILMS ON VHS IF YOU'RE MY FRIEND PLEASE DO NOT SEND A CARD YOU MADE IF YOU'RE OVER TEN WHY WOULD YOU GO AND DO THIS ON CHRISTMAS WHEN I'LL THINK LESS OF YOU? PLEASE DON'T BUY THE COLOGNE AND GIFT SET STAY AWAY FROM THAT COLOGNE AND GIFT SET DON'T DISREGARD ITEMS I'VE STARRED IT'S NOT THAT HARD... CASH OR A GIFT CARD