Even during a zombie apocalypse, this guy still can't get anyone to sleep with him.
- October 29, 2012
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Starring Isaiah Mustafa, Erinn Hayes, Chris Tallman, Lindsey Vaillancourt & Edi Patterson
Director: Todd Bishop
Producer: Rachel Goldenberg
Coordinator: Becca Scheuer
DP: Alex Yellen
Editor: Matthew Freund
Gaffer: Jeffrey Siljenberg
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
Art: Allison Barrie
Makeup: Adina Sullivan
October 29, 2012
- They're behind us!
- That was too close.
- I thought you said your weren't going
to lead 'em back here?
- I'm sorry, were we supposed to just let them eat us?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, she doesn't mean that.
- Did you guys find any food?
- Oh, just these chocolate chip cookies.
- Hey, we should probably do a bite check.
- You're fine.
- No, no, he's right.
I realize that we don't know each other very well,
but one bite and we could all die.
- You look good.
- That's a relief.
- I mean, you look good.
- Who wants to check out my body?
- I got ya.
No, not you!
- Let me check out your body.
- You touch me and I'll kill your dick.
- Okay, we should talk about the future.
- What about it?
- Well, I mean, we might be the last humans alive
and we have to think about repopulating by having children.
If you ladies would do me the distinct honor.
- Hey, it's alright, it's been taken care of.
- How is it?
- I'm sorry, buddy.
I wanted to say something, but the girls--
- You guys had sex?
- Chris, we were trying to be discrete.
- Why wasn't invited?
- Well, we think of you more as a friend.
- Like a little brother.
- Okay, so you're gonna bang session with Isaiah
who will be the only father of the entire human race.
- No, we thought of that.
I got some semen.
- From where?
So, the idea of sex with me is just disgusting?
But, here's a great idea, let's give handjobs to
a withered stinking zombie dick!
- Hey, Chris, we're gonna have another session now.
- Awesome, okay, sorry.
What do we do like keys in a bowl?
Or how do we--
- No, no, no, no, no, we four are gonna have a session.
And you're gonna stand watch outside.
Have fun screwing up the human race you dis--
- Wow, I thought he'd take that a lot worse.
- [Woman] Who wants to go first?