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Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.

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Added about 8 months ago

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Parody

Keywords: Pack of cigarettes hand jobs the Onion Onion Prison Funny

Credits: The Onion

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mershlax21

mershlax21

even though i started laughing when i read the title

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mershlax21

mershlax21

and i like how it keeps going

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mershlax21

mershlax21

love it

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mershlax21

mershlax21

hahahaha

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theDIRTYmidget

Goes on too long. Funniest gag right at the end.

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mpg79

mpg79

Well this report just goes to show that with the increase in the stimulus' package and the rising peak in the need for more hands-on work...smoke blows.

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chadder

chadder

giving more than one handjob for a pack of smokes is GAY!

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