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Dailies from the independent art house film "The Wind Whispers Gently." *Follow me on Twitter @Futuristik5000*

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch

Keywords: The Independent art house film the dildo camera independent film black and white serious actors

Credits: Starring Benjamin Siemon, Brittany Ludwig, and Jonathan Smith. Written and directed by Jonathan Smith.

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frankiet79

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This is Too FUNNY!!!

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MonikaSirolli

I just watched this again and it still cracks me up so bad. Good one!! Love it in the new Breast Picture trailer.

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It got me laughing that's for sure

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KilledShadow

Lol They Just Started Moving Closer And Closer

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lol "i was almost on gossip girl"

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Just let the emotion flow! Yeah right! Great job you guys!

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hahahahahhahaha

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just watched this again. soooooo fucking funny

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