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There's over one million of us.
We're in your offices.
In your bars.
In your gyms.
We're in your living room, kicking your ass at Madden 2010.
We're at your mom's house, making her airtight.
Whoa, bro!
The time has come.
The time has come for a change.
For too long, you've told me to shut the fuck up.
To calm down when you're the one with your elbow over the table.
That people who are different from me matter.
That laughing at my own jokes doesn't make them funnier.
Well you can't hold us down, anymore.
We... are douchebags.
We are douchebags.
We are douchebags!
We've taken back the word, bitches.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines douche as a "jet of clensing solution directed against a bodily cavity."
Don't think of us as disgusting.
Think of us as cleansing.
Like a fucking... mint.
Like when your mom makes me dinner after sucking my dick.
<<Brosplosion>>
I just came in your face!
I'm gonna keep on wearing pink.
And I'm gonna keep crushing brews and slaying bitches.
And you can't stop us.
This is douchebag solidarity.
And we're gonna get ridicucrunkulous!
And what we do next...
Just might shock you!
We are douchebags.
We are douchebags.
It's not a bad word anymore.
You can't hurt us anymore.
Patience is a virtue...
46 comments
god i hate those type of people... bunch a douches
I seriously almost peed a little when that guy pops his collar at the end!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bdb6f0fb63/skoobtv-epic-fail-parents
spray a little weed smoke in the air too
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eaaa2478e2/bathroom-emergency?rel=player
great!
i love you. please. give check out my video so i can feel worthy. my prozac is running out and i might torture myself by watching greys anatomy 8hrs straight if u dont see my video.
that chit was hilarious...
frats wear pink b/c girls like pink. true story, thts how their logic works...astounding